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But you can imagine what it would’ve been like if he had, right? [Slurring] “We’re sooo preggo with Euro debt it’s not even funny. Might have to use client funds for collateral. I’m serious.” [Spills wine on guy to his right, attempts to wipe it up before having hand shoved away.] Continue reading »

The short version: suck it. The longer version: Continue reading »

He’s kissed the warm embrace of Dan Loeb, Steve Cohen, Ken Griffin et al good-bye but some financiers are still showing Mr. President the love. According the Journal, former Goldman CEO (and New Jersey governor) Jon Corzine will be hosting a dinner for 60 tonight at his home tonight where Obama will speak, before heading into New York for a second dinner at the Waldorf for a slightly less intimate event to be attended by 340 guest (who have paid $35,800/ticket). No word on whether or not David Tepper will be throwing a bigger/better Obama fundraiser next door to Corzine’s, which he’ll hand out flyers for to guests as they walk up to JSC’s house, telling them “This isn’t the party you want to go to, pass it on.” [WSJ]

From: [redacted at Morgan Stanley]
To: [his colleagues]
Subject: FOOD

Someone stole my dinner on Friday night…I’m not happy. I just want everyone to know that everyone is a suspect.

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From a friend of DB:

“Bess– [Redacted] was seated next to me at [Manhattan restaurant] last night.  I figured given the shitstorm Wall Street’s been through the last couple years he’d keep shop talk to a minimum. But, he didn’t hold back; I wasn’t making an effort to eavesdrop, but he’s not exactly the softest speaking gent in town and the tables are way too damn close. Anyway, his four main points I picked up:

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UBS lost a lot of money over the last few years. Some might call it as metric-ass tons of money, others will say shit-tons. Whatever, the point is, it was a lot. A whole lot. The Swiss bank has recently begun a PR offensive that involves the message “it will not rest” until it regains its rightful place as the most majestic bank in all the land but do they have an actual plan re: how they’re gonna make the back? It appears they do. Continue reading »