don’t tell me to calm down

Last week we were informed of the unbelievable news that 1st/2nd/3rd year sales&trading analysts head been led to believe (by their own assumptions) that they’d be getting 10k salary bumps because 1st/2nd/3rd year banking analysts got raises and fair is fair. Apparently not in Phil Mickelson’s house! The s&t’ers got nothing, and what stung the most, we’re told, is that HR didn’t even think to say it was sorry for getting the junior rainmakers’ hopes up. Today, it gets even worse. From an associate who, Bob Diamond I hope you’re listening good and hard, is thisclose to considering the possibility of maybe leaving if a more desirable situation (a call back from Dick Fuld’s new shop) presents itself:

Just a heads up, the same call/conversation took place with the IBD analysts/associates last week. The analysts had their conference call first in which they were told they would be getting a $10k bump to $70k/$80k/$90k (1st/2nd/3rd). All the associates heard the cheering on the floor and when we found out what was going on, expected the same bump on our call scheduled for 15 minutes after the analyst call. Needless to say, we didn’t get the bump. We were told the firm would “reevaluate” the base salary situation in march (most likely after everyone has already left for other firms). What’s more, the folks coming in through the Barclays side get paid $10k more than the Lehman associates.

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  • 21 Jan 2009 at 6:12 PM

Write-Offs: 01.21.09

$$$ Maria Bartiromo sticking with the peacock [NYP]
$$$ Dimon Bought $11.5 Million in JPM Stock Last Week [Bloomberg]
$$$ Why Do I Keep Having to Repeat Myself? [1-2]
$$$Falsely no doubt“? Considering the “rumor” originated in the fucked up imaginations of this here website, I think we’ll be the ones determining what’s false and what’s not, thank you very much. (And false it is not. The big guy really did task his top employees with shutting the Kogans down. Confirm it as 203-890-2000.) That is all. (Steve backs me up on this, btw.) [FWIW via ZeroHedge]