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    Jeffrey Gundlach’s Milkshake, Sex And Drug Paraphernalia Bring All The Investors To The Yard

    Congratulations are in order for Jeff Gundlach and the DoubleLine Team! In addition to being ranked number one globally in asses (on tape), the new firm has gathered the most assets among 2010 fund launches. Naturally this calls for a celebration and a screening of Ass Traffic Volume 2 at the office would probably be […]

    / Jun 11, 2010 at 1:58 PM
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    Jeffrey Gundlach Cracked His Rib “Tripping Over A Computer Cable”

    That’s at least the story the dildo collector told Bloomberg so okay, sure. Other things “The Godfather” (also known as “The Pope“) got off his chest include: * The fact that he is, as previously stated, a genius: “I am amazingly brilliant analytically,” says Gundlach, a wiry man whose short brown hair hugs his skull […]

    / Feb 17, 2010 at 5:08 PM
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    Who Said It: “What’s It Like Having Lunch With A Genius?”

    Here’s your hint: the question came from someone not only known by colleagues as a dick, but a lover of dick as well. Chrome, rubber, glass, whatever. Okay, guess.

    / Jan 19, 2010 at 4:02 PM
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    Scores Of TCW Employees Choose DP-Friendly Environment

    Double fist pump for DoubleLine LLC! Earlier this week, when we discussed the matter of Jeffrey Gundlach, who’s being sued by his former employer, TCW, for conspiracy, unfair competition, theft of proprietary and having dozens upon dozens of dildos, hardcore pornos, spank rags and weed in his office, a few of you wondered if there […]

    / Jan 15, 2010 at 2:38 PM

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