Arki Busson has at long last found a buyer for his fund of hedge funds, EIM. He had to accept a $35 million no-cash offer and a courtesy title at the combined entity (which will not be called Gottex-EIM or GottEIM, merely Gottex), but the man who used to oversee a $14 billion firm couldn’t be happier about serving as the figurehead of what all involved agree might be an almost $10 billion firm in seven months. Read more »

Undoubtedly, there’s many financier out there who’s envious of Arki Busson. They may have achieved the same level of success as the fund of funds manager or more but the EIM founder has a few things they don’t. There’s the model and actress girlfriends.  There’s the willingness of reporters to fellate him in print. And there’s the sex god looks.  Those dimples! That hair!* But please, do not be jealous of the fact that women and men alike spontaneously orgasm at just the thought the thought of those cheeks. If you can’t help it, just know this– sometimes, Arki is jealous of you.  Sometimes Arki wishes he were ugly as sin too. Read more »

  • 17 May 2010 at 3:40 PM

Arki Busson Once Again Off The Market

Ladies and transvestite beauts of SAC– I have some devastating news to report. Arki Busson is back together with Uma Thurman, after having called off their engagement (and relationship) last December. I know that this is going to be a tough pill for you to swallow, but if it makes you feel any better, there’s going to be at least one person for whom the news is so much more devastating. And that guy is Andy Davidson. Read more »