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  • 27 Apr 2009 at 12:15 PM

Citi, Two Hours Later, Come On Down!

By Bess Levin

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To: Colleagues in NYC
From: Citi Security & Investigative Services
Sent: Monday, April 27, 2009 11:20 AM
Subjec: U.S. Air Force Authorized Flyover in NYC
The US Air Force is conducting an authorized photo-shoot in the air space above lower Manhattan. During the shoot, a large airliner escorted by several fighter jets is flying at a low altitude over NYC, including in the vicinity of several of our downtown locations. There is no reason for concern, and the photo-shoot will conclude later this morning.

Earlier: Do Not Be Alarmed: Low Flying Jet Just A Military Drill/Vanity Project

  • 12 Mar 2009 at 2:34 PM

Dan Loeb Will DJ Way Through ’09

By Bess Levin

We knew there was a reason we loved Third Point and here’s what: musical accompaniment.
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  • 17 Feb 2009 at 2:22 PM

Because “Gone Fishing” Would’ve Sounded Too Madoff-y*

By Bess Levin

Per CNBC, the sign currently on the sign of the front door of Stanford Financial: “We are temporarily closed. The company is still in operation but under the management of a receiver.”
Earlier: What Are We Going To Do To Him, Harry?
*Wouldn’t want people to make the association, you know how it is.