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    Area Man Underestimates Just How Much Steve Cohen Hates His Ex-Wife

    As those of you who keep up with the Life And Times of Steven A. Cohen know, there are few things on this earth that the hedge fund manager despises more than his first bride, Patricia Cohen. So despite the fact that she has been suing him nearly five years; is, in the words of […]

    / Nov 24, 2014 at 4:27 PM
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    Government May Hear About The Time Steve Cohen Tore Out The ’39’ Tag In His Dress Pants, Had A ’31’ Sewn In

    Also about how he had “no idea” who might’ve been responsible for sideswiping Tim in accounting’s driver side mirror, despite the fact that he was seen peeling out of the parking lot at the time of the incident. This upcoming bout truthiness brought to you by Cohen’s ex-bride, Patricia C.

    / Nov 17, 2014 at 4:43 PM
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    Patricia Cohen’s First Lawyer Thinks Fifth Lawyer’s Got A Real Shot

    Patricia Cohen, previously known as one half of Mr. and Mrs. Steven A. Cohen, has new representation in her quest to nail her ex-husband to the wall. And while some might assume that the fact that she’s on her fifth attorney as meaning this case is dead in the water, others like the ex-Mrs. SAC’s […]

    / Jun 2, 2014 at 5:17 PM
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    Steve Cohen’s Ex-Wife Isn’t Going Anywhere

    A judge may have thrown out her RICO claims, but she’s still got breach of fiduciary duty, and if she has to go through 20 more lawyers to make her case, so help that’s what she’s gonna do.

    / Jan 27, 2014 at 4:22 PM
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    Billionaire: Calling Danielle Steel A Snob May Not Be Genocide, But It Feels An Awful Lot Like A Pogrom

    A good rule to follow when hoping to be taken seriously is not to equate the deliberate killing of specific groups of people based on their race, religion or political affiliation with anything other than the deliberate killing of specific groups of people based on their race, religion or political affiliation. For the most part, […]

    / Jan 27, 2014 at 2:24 PM
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    Steve Cohen’s Lawyer Asks Judge To Dismiss Ex-Wife’s Case While We’re Still Young And He’s Still The Guy Presiding Over It

    Martin Klotz, the attorney representing Cohen,* has thrown himself at the mercy of the court and asked, for the umpteenth time, that suit brought by Patrica Cohen– the ex-wife that could– be dismissed. Klotz made the request of U.S. District Judge William Pauley who, if you’re keeping track at home, is the second judge to […]

    / Dec 11, 2013 at 5:09 PM
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    James Dondero Can Manage The Hell Out Of A Hedge Fund AND Own His Turncoat Former Partner/Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife’s Star Witness Without Breaking A Sweat: Press Release

    James Dondero is the founder and CEO of Highland Capital Management, a Dallas-based hedge fund. In addition to his duties at the firm, a portion of Dondero’s time is currently being spent on two legal matters. One is his divorce from Becky Dondero, who he’s been battling in court for over two years. The second […]

    / Nov 21, 2013 at 3:55 PM
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    Steve Cohen Not The Only One Sick Of His Ex-Wife

    Those of you who’ve kept a detailed spreadsheet of Things That Are Pains In Steve Cohen’s Ass know that a particularly hide-chapping outstanding item is that of his ex-wife, Patricia. Her existence in general, sure, but specifically the lawsuit she filed against him nearly four years ago. Over the years, the case has been dismissed […]

    / Sep 23, 2013 at 2:01 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Has New Representation

    Following yesterday’s resignation of PC’s most recent lawyer, Howard Foster, in her case against Steve Cohen, who she claims hid millions from her during their divorce 20+ years ago, the ex-wife that could has hired herself a third attorney.

    / May 14, 2013 at 6:02 PM
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    Are You Licensed To Practice Law In The State Of New York?

    Do you want to take on a man who would rather shave off his eyebrows than pay his ex-wife a dime? Do you relish the opportunity to oppose an army of highly-paid corporate lawyers with tens of thousands times the resources at their disposal? Are you not spooked by the prospect of serving as the […]

    / May 13, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Certain She Can Find The Right Lawyer To Stick It To Her Ex-Husband This Time

    The ex-wife of hedge fund honcho Steve Cohen is turning up the heat in her bitter legal battle with her former husband. Patricia Cohen is talking with trial lawyers about taking on her case after a New York appeals court revived her lawsuit accusing her ex of cheating her out of millions during their divorce […]

    / Apr 23, 2013 at 12:55 PM
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    Steve Cohen Needs To Go Stress Shopping, STAT

    In objective terms, worse things have happened to Steve Cohen than the news he received today. The charges against Mathew Martoma re: allegedly masterminding the largest insider trading scheme ever during his time at SAC. Friday’s arrest of high-ranking employee Michael Steinberg. The $614 million he needs to personally pony up to settle with the Securities and Exchange Commission (which he may not even be allowed to do without an admission of guilt). The slanderous claim his house clocks in at a mere 14,000 square feet. The circling of federal investigators who want him bad. And yet presumably none of that compares to today’s hit, which must have him in a fury that only the purchase of the Mona Lisa can assuage.

    / Apr 3, 2013 at 12:56 PM
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    Breaking: Person Tries To Hide Assets From Estranged Spouse In Divorce Court

    Highland Capital CEO James Dondero knows what we’re talking about.

    Highland Capital Management LP Chief Executive Officer James Dondero testified in a divorce proceeding that he’s insolvent under Texas family law, if not according to normal accounting rules. Dondero, 49, told Texas state court Judge David Lopez in Dallas yesterday that the 2008 financial crisis took his debt- investing firm “to a state of insolvency and we’ve been juggling liquidity since that.” Highland Capital assets under management fell to $23 billion by Jan. 1 from $39 billion at the end of 2007. “The last three, four years have been negative to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars,” Dondero said. The money manager said his annual income is “a million, two.”

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    Highland Capital Management LP Chief Executive Officer James Dondero testified in a divorce proceeding that he’s insolvent under Texas family law, if not according to normal accounting rules. Dondero, 49, told Texas state court Judge David Lopez in Dallas yesterday that the 2008 financial crisis took his debt- investing firm “to a state of insolvency and we’ve been juggling liquidity since that.” Highland Capital assets under management fell to $23 billion by Jan. 1 from $39 billion at the end of 2007. “The last three, four years have been negative to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars,” Dondero said. The money manager said his annual income is “a million, two.”

    Highland Capital Chief Tells Divorce Judge He’s Insolvent [Bloomberg]

    / Mar 29, 2012 at 4:10 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Has Been Suing Her Ex-Husband For Over 20 Years, Has No Plans To Throw In The Towel Now

    Steven Cohen, the billionaire founder of SAC Capital Advisors LP, hid $5.5 million from his ex-wife during their 1990 divorce, her lawyer argued before a federal appeals panel in seeking to reverse the dismissal of her lawsuit. Howard Foster, a Chicago-based lawyer for Patricia Cohen, said Steven Cohen didn’t include the money, which Foster said […]

    / Feb 22, 2012 at 12:58 PM
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    Ex-Mrs. SAC Capital Isn’t Finished Here

    The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit will hear oral arguments at 10 a.m. Tuesday in a lawsuit filed by the ex-wife of SAC Capital Advisors founder Steven A. Cohen. Patricia Cohen alleges he hid assets during their divorce proceedings. A lower court dismissed the case in March 2011. [WSJ]

    / Feb 21, 2012 at 11:57 AM
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    Attention Single Men Looking For Love And/Or To Get Their Hedge Fund Off The Ground: Westchester Divorcée’s Got What You Need

    From Forbes: “In a 15-page complaint filed in Manhattan’s New York state court earlier this week, Simon accuses his wife, Linda Simon, of hacking into a password-protected Twin Capital computer located in the Simon’s home in Purchase, N.Y. and duplicating the hard-drive. The lawsuit claims that the hacking took place shortly after Simon had vacated […]

    / Aug 31, 2011 at 1:52 PM
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    Judge Denies Patricia Cohen’s Request For The Amount Of Cash Steve Has In His Wallet Right Now

    Not too long ago, Patricia Cohen, the ex-wife of Steve, had a dream. It wasn’t just that she wanted to successfully sue her former husband, who she’d accused of insider trading, hiding marital assets, and so on and so forth and it wasn’t just about money. “No,” Patty said to herself, “dream bigger.” And so […]

    / Mar 30, 2011 at 5:00 PM
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    Paging (The Ex-) Mrs. David Slaine

    Galleon informant (though not according to his ex-wife) David Slaine has accused of insider trading by the Securities and Exchange Commission. The SEC claims Slaine, who can bench 400 pounds and once punchslapped his boss during a heated discussion in an Equinox steam room, made $500,000 from a tip he received from a former UBS […]

    / Feb 2, 2010 at 1:58 PM

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