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  • Jesse Felder

    Good Night Sweet Prince

    Portland Man’s Beard Is Victim Of Stock Market Slide

    Look what you’ve done!

    / Aug 28, 2015 at 4:36 PM
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    Lloyd Blankfein Grows A Playoff Davos Beard

    Taking away the one thing he thought he had going for himself.

    To assess how beards affected perceptions of men’s age, attractiveness, social status and aggressiveness, Vasey and Dixson showed people of European descent in New Zealand as well as Polynesians in Samoa pictures of the same men, with and without full beards, as they displayed neutral, smiling and angry facial expressions. Both men and women said that with beards, the men looked older and more aggressive than they did with their beards shaved…Women said that the clean-shaven faces were more attractive than the whiskery ones.

    / Mar 7, 2012 at 2:55 PM
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    News, this is important

    Bill Gross’s Mustache Is Never Coming Back

    Has there ever been a person in your life you didn’t realize how much meant to you ’til they were gone? Who you would have treated better if you’d known your final day with was your last? Who you would have begged to stay? Who you assumed would be back eventually but as the weeks, months, and years crept on forced you to come to the hard realization that the next and only time you’d see them would be in your dreams, because they were never coming back? Whose permanent absence, once finally accepted it, hit you like a ton of bricks? Then you know how people involved with Bill Gross’s Mustache feel today. Once a
    daily presence on the PIMCO manager’s face, the BGM went away for a while but it was assumed not for good because how could that be? Why would that be? It felt impossible. Then this happened:

    Bloomberg’s Tom Keene: When does the mustache come back?
    Gross: Never. My wife has finally adjusted, so it’s not coming back.

    If you never got to say a proper good-bye, if you would have done things differently, if you feel like the wind’s been knocked out of you, if you can’t bear the thought of being alone tonight, join us as we light a candle in memoriam.

    Bill Gross’s mustache in deep contemplation

    Bill Gross’s mustache in an insane asylum

    Bill Gross’s mustache mustache so stoned it can’t feel its face

    Bill Gross’s angry mustache!

    Bill Gross’s suicidal mustache

    Bill Gross’s mustache undressing you with its mind

    Pimco’s Gross on Financial Repression, ETF, Greece [Bloomberg]

    / Mar 1, 2012 at 3:49 PM
  • News

    Would You Be More Mad At Corzine For The Whole MF Global Thing If He Didn’t Have All That Facial Hair?

    In other words, does the rational part of your brain, which wants you to be […]

    / Nov 7, 2011 at 5:23 PM
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    Jon Corzine Will Have You Know That Each Time A Door Closes, A Bigger, More Fucking Awesome One Opens

    As you may have heard, early this morning, Jon Corzine resigned from MF Global. According […]

    / Nov 4, 2011 at 3:24 PM