Key to Dennis Bolze’s success? Fibonacci Trader Corporation. A sharp Dealbreaker made the connection.
fugitives
A clever Dealbreaker reader (aren’t you all) found the trading blog of cleverer-at-escape-than-DB-Schenker fugitive Dennis Bolze. A long, rambling piece riddled with low-brow anti-democrat and anti-Obama material, and a stack of those cutsie-annoying internet joke photos that your aunt won’t stop sending you. The thing goes back to 2005 if you can believe that, and certainly presents a wealth of insight into the criminal mind for those who can endure the drivel.
We love the header:
If you are new to trading, before you go out and buy into to someone that claims to have the holy grail take a day and read thru this blog. If it sounds to good to be true, well it just might be. Why put your money on the line following someone when all you really need is to find your own way….there is a lot of crap out there……BE SAFE and email me at dbolzes@chartertn.net Also visit http://www.mytradersparadise.com
That link returns this:
Dear Clients of Dennis Bolze,
It is with my deepest sympathies that I write this notice to you. I am the administrator or webmaster of this domain and my name is Dawn Suiter, and I am located near Gatlinburg, TN USA. I have worked for Dennis Bolze for many years now on several of his website projects including this website, we communicated nearly every day regarding website updates & changes.
On December 26, 2008 I went to Dennis’s house because he was late paying me a large balance due for work completed. He ceased communications with me around December 17th, which is why I went to his home personally. I spoke to his wife & she explained that Dennis was in fact missing and had also ceased communications with her around the 19th. In their last conversation he clearly told her that he would not be coming back.
Oh me oh my.
Take a look before someone yanks it, or our traffic shuts it down.
Update: CONTEST: The reader finding the most amusingly ironic passage will get a “Don’t Short Me Bro” mug.
Our favorite passage so far after the jump.
Earlier: January Is International Fugitive Month
Years ago we read about a psychologist discussing how almost all suicides off the Golden Gate Bridge jumped off the side facing San Francisco. The psychologist was pondering what the suicides were trying to say and whom they were relating to. Someone in the audience ruined this bout of deep thinking by asking a simple question: “Which side of the Golden Gate Bridge is the sidewalk on?”
In related news, almost no one believed for a minute former hedge fund manager Samuel Israel killed himself by jumping off the Bear Mountain bridge. It’s just not a suicidal place. Now that his body has failed to wash up, authorities are certain that he faked his suicide and went on the lam. He’s not, of course, the first hedge fund manager to make a run for it. There have been at least three others, including one who eluded authorities for five years.
Hedge fund managers who escaped U.S. police [Reuters]
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