Just a quick programming note for those of you who failed to mark it down on your calendars: please be advised that tomorrow is George Soros’ birthday (his 81st to be exact). Continue reading »
FYIs
Or with that guy in the cafeteria who’d “love to hear more” while you wait on line for your frittatas. Continue reading »
Accused Insider Trader Noah Freeman Ranks Shrooming As His Least Favorite Illegal Activity
By Bess LevinEarlier in court today, the former SAC portfolio manager was pressed to choose. Continue reading »
If You’re On The Phone With Charlie Gasparino And Hear Heavy Breathing, Grunting On The Other End, Don’t Worry, That’s Normal
By Bess LevinHe’s just in between sets. Continue reading »
Turkey’s Finance Minister Declares Himself Eminently Qualified For Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s IMF Job, Will Take It If You Wanna Give It To Him
By Bess LevinTurkey’s finance minister, Mehmet Simsek, publicly threw his hat into the ring Tuesday, declaring: “I don’t have even the tiniest shortage in terms of experience or knowledge.” [NYT]
FYI, Your Window Of Opportunity To Set Up Shop In The South In Order To Commit Fraud Without Getting Caught Is Closed
By Bess LevinTo avoid hotel costs, some S.E.C. investigators have shuttled between New York and Washington on Amtrak trains that leave around dawn and return the same day. The agency only recently started to again examine investment firms and public companies in some Southern states, after postponing reviews to avoid paying for plane fares. [Dealbook]

