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…Meredith Whitney the person, however, is nowhere near finished here. For those fearing the closing of the Dollar Dominatrix’s brokerage shop meant the end of MW in your life: fear not. The woman who haunts Vikram Pandit’s dreams will never leave you. Read more »
Can't nobody hold me down
Harbinger Global Corp is coming to an exchange near you. Read more »
“When you have a chance I wanted to find a time to discuss a highly confidential and time sensitive investment opportunity in a private company that is considering a transaction to raise additional capital.
Southern Products CEO (CFO, Principal Accounting Officer, and sole director) Tyler Richard, 19, has a dream. A dream to sell custom-made beer pong tables that retail for (starting at) $300 a pop, with “more customized tables” going for $400-$600. Mr. Richard truly believes that no one wants to play this game on some POS ping pong table or any old hard surface they can get their hands on. The demand for an Official Beer Pong table made out of foam and stucco is there. But, there is a bit of a problem.
As of February 28, 2010, we had $9,500 in current assets and current liabilities in the amount of $3,500. Accordingly, we had working capital of $6,000 as of February 28, 2010. Our current working capital is not sufficient to enable us to implement our business plan as set forth in this prospectus. Our management estimates that, until such time that we are able to generate sales revenue sufficient to pay our ongoing and planned expenditures, we will experience negative cash flow in the approximate amount of $2,500 to $3,500 per month. For these and other reasons, our independent auditors have raised substantial doubt about our ability to continue as a going concern. Accordingly, we will require additional financing, including the equity funding sought in this prospectus.
Last week we lamented the fact that it’s been difficult for former Madoff employees to find new jobs, in the wake of their boss admitting his business was a Ponzi scheme. Our heart bled for two in particular: Mark and Andy Madoff. They’ve really had a rough go of it. So far all they’ve encountered are No’s and Mark has cried during interviews. There were rumors that Andy was considering starting “a firm involved in disaster recovery” but we figured he’d sooner take up with the fish, never to be heard from again. Turns out, maybe not! Supposedly Andy and his girlfriend, Catherine Hooper, have started Black Umbrella, a company that “builds practical, efficient disaster plans for individuals, couples and families,” in the event of a disaster, be it natural or of the financial variety. Sign up today!