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Balance that checkbook or next time it’s gonna be a golden shower. Continue reading »

The latest issue of AR Magazine features a lengthy profile of Ray Dalio’s mega-successful Bridgewater Associates, with much space devoted to the “culture” of the firm, as defined by Principles, a handbook of sorts written by Dalio, which we shared last May. In sum, the firm requires its employees, 30 percent of whom leave within two years of being hired, to “trust in truth” and to “pursue the truth” relentlessly, in everything they do. Criticism is “both welcomed and encouraged” and rather than “depersonalizing mistakes” or saying “we didn’t handle this well,” the staff are told to “connect specific mistakes to specific people.” It’s an environment unlike any other hedge fund and those who’ve experienced the program firsthand seem to be divided into two camps, at least among those interviewed by AR**: Dalio and the Bridgewater officials (senior staff are referred to as “culture carriers”) who think it’s great and former employees who describe the place as “cultlike,” “sinister,” “eerie” and something out of George Orwell’s 1984. Here’s what one former exec had to say:

My fundamental belief is that Bridgewater is a cult. It’s isolated, it has a charismatic leader and it has its own dogma.” It was so stressful, he recalls, that one employee couldn’t sleep all night and then, in the morning, threw up before meetings with Dalio. (The incident could not be confirmed.)

Another likened being an employee at Bridgewater to being an abused puppy. Continue reading »

Remember Ross Mandell, the Sky Capital founder who was accused of conspiracy and securities fraud in a scam that was (allegedly!) perpetrated using “boiler room-like tactics,” which could result in him going downtown for 25 years? He’s pretty sure he’s innocent and he’s like to share that innocence with the world. Continue reading »

Apparently Neel Kashkari was not read in on the God at Goldman storyline.

“That’s the thing,” Kashkari blurts across the table. “I started praying when I came to Treasury. At Goldman, I didn’t pray. Not once. ‘Cause I just didn’t care. At Treasury, there were so many times.”

Earlier: Neel Kashkari Has A Message For Lloyd Blankfein: YOU LIE!

So it makes sense that they should be compensated accordingly. Not sure why this needs to be reiterated but for those of you who just don’t get it:

“I often hear references to higher compensation at Goldman,” said Mr Blankfein at an industry conference on Tuesday. “What people fail to mention is that net income generated per head is a multiple of our peer average. The people of Goldman Sachs are among the most productive in the world.”

Earlier: God’s Minions Not Cooling Their Heels At 85 Broad

Screen shot 2009-11-10 at 10.37.53 AM.pngYesterday Lloyd Blankfein finally came clean to us re: who he works for. And I bet a lot of you probably then made what you thought was the logical conclusion that LB and his people were set for life, what with the Big Guy on their side, and could sit back and take it easy. The BG’s got this money making thing covered, right? Wrong! Turn’s out God’s something of a slave driver and you want to know another thing? No matter how many clients his little worker-bees front run? It’s never enough.

“The market is still difficult and turbulent,” Blankfein said at the Bank of America Merrill Lynch banking and financial services conference. “We are not lounging around in our sunglasses basking in our certain future,” he said. “We stay very close to our clients.”

  • 09 Nov 2009 at 5:07 PM

Does Congress Hate God?

By the transitive property, yes:

The prospect of Goldman Sachs benefiting from Fannie Mae’s tax credits was politically unpalatable, said Paul Miller, a bank analyst with FBR Capital Markets in Arlington, Virginia
“Every politician on Capitol Hill right now hates Goldman,” Miller said in an interview Nov. 6. “Politically, this would look really bad.”