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The Germans would like to put it out there that they have no plans to “win market shares” by purging employees, despite reports suggesting otherwise. Continue reading »

Here’s some news that should be comforting not only to former Goldman Sachs board member Rajat Gupta, but anyone who has in the past or is considering in the future leaking non-public details about a company to a hedge fund manager who’ll proceed to trade on them– should you be caught on tape doing just that, criminal charges are unlikely. Continue reading »

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Tim...and on some occasions, "Kim"

Are you a little bit nuts? Are you a lot a bit nuts? If you said the latter, take care to only date women who date guys as equally crazy as yourself and in the event you go bat-shit insane on her ass, it’ll be all good in the ‘hood. Continue reading »

matthew tannin.jpgThey haven’t said anything yet but I think it’s pretty obvious it’s coming. Yesterday, when the dream team in charge of the two ridiculously named Bear Stearns funds–High Grade Structured Credit Strategies Fund and High Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leverage Fund– emerged from a Brooklyn courthouse, Matthew Tannin had the shit-eating grin pictured at left on his face. He was happy, of course, that he and his co-conspirator, Ralph Cioffi had gotten off counts of conspiracy, securities and wire fraud, and dodged 20 years each in the big house. Because honestly, even MT didn’t see that coming (you read the e-mails). But mostly, he was psyched to learn that his career as a money manager is not over. People aren’t planning on holding this (apparently baseless) duping of investors stuff against him and his colleague and in fact? Some are pretty impressed with how the dream team conducted their business.

Aram Hong, a juror from Woodside, Queens, said the exchanges between Cioffi and Tannin shown to the jury proved to her that the two men were working “24-7″ to save the funds in the months before they collapsed. She noted a defense exhibit that showed the fund managers were working at 4 a.m.

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