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Greenlight’s Schlong-in-Residence
“For the month of July, Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. returned 3.3% (net). Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. has returned 23.7% for the year-to-date. The partnership is approximately 87% long and 57% short.”
Earlier: Performance Stats: The Greenlight Unit
For those of you who are too busy to read Greenlight Capital’s second quarter letter, here are the Cliffs Notes. Basically what’s been a’ poppin’ at the fund for the last few months can be summed up thusly: they’ve been fucking their wives.
“Despite plummeting global industrial production, the Greenlight baby making machine is working overtime and we expect at least a couple more Greenlight babies before year-end.”
Earlier: Greenlight Capital Second Quarter Letter
Previous coverage of the Greenlight Package.