Getting out of town for the long weekend? If you’re traveling by plane, perhaps we should take a moment to review a couple of items the FAA is not cool with you stashing in your carry-on. Gulf-clubs. Cattle prods. Regular-sized bottles of shampoo. Gel-type candles. Guns. Yes, guns! It’s pretty wild but they’re still not letting people bring them on planes. If this comes as a shock, don’t feel bad because you’re not alone- it’s a crazy rule one Deutsche banker was unaware of, as well. Continue reading »
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If you’ve been keeping up with your firearms news, you probably learned over the weekend that Morgan Stanley chairman John Mack counts himself among the 37,000-plus people licensed to own up to 25 handguns in New York. And not just in his home in Westchester where he might need protection from the Chappaqua riffraff– Mack has permission to bring his gun into the city. Naturally, this revelation brings up a couple of questions. Continue reading »
Do You Know Which Piece Of Furniture To Hide Behind In The Event A Lunatic Starts Firing Rounds In Your Place Of Business?
By Bess LevinFirst off, let us just say that hopefully none of you ever find yourselves in a situation wherein you have to defend yourself from being shot on the job. Having said that, you probably have at least of few colleagues who can’t be completely ruled out on going postal one afternoon, co-workers who have a knack for pissing people off and/or a boss whose net-worth makes him and his staff good hostage candidates. Preventative measures (a receptionist who keeps an AK-47 in her bra) can only go so far and if the shooter is already in the building, perhaps at his desk on the trading floor, you’ve got a situation probably few know how to deal with. Luckily, the NYPD has put together a handy list of tips should the guy or gal who sits 10 feet from you be easily set off. Continue reading »
How Many Financial Services Employees’ Career Paths Take Them From Barclays Analyst To (Nearly) Ass-Naked In Maxim, Holding A Gun?
By Bess LevinSo far, just one that we know of, though that doesn’t mean more aren’t waiting to come out of the woodwork. Continue reading »
Looking for a new gig (or a gig period)? Disheartened by the dearth of openings in the industry at the moment? Itching for the chance to get all up in UBS’s face? If you’re under 37, in “prime physical condition” and can shoot a gun, the IRS wants you for its Criminal Investigation Divsion, which is now hiring. [FINS]
JPMorgan Brushes Off Employee’s Lawsuit Detailing Working For An Allegedly Racist, Sexual Predator Who Intimidated Underlings With His Gun Collection As No Big Deal
By Bess LevinBack in July, Kevin Dillon filed a lawsuit against his employer, JPMorgan, with a variety of complaints. Dillon, a “client processing specialist,” claimed that though he was well-liked and slated to receive a bonus and promotion, he was retaliated against for filing a report citing “highly questionable accounting and management practices” at Highland Capital Management LP and recommending that JPM cease “facilitating Highland’s improper practices.” The bank did not take Dillon’s suggestion and cut Highland loose, but what they did do was take away away his bonus, promote incompetents over him and offer negative but purposely vague reviews. Oh, and this:
In addition to the retaliatory action, Dillon cites two examples of “alarming behavior” by his supervisor. In one instance in 2008, the supervisor told Dillon he needed to clean “the mess” that was created by an African-American employee “who the supervisor admitted was hired primarily to combat adverse fallout from previous racial and sexual discrimination suits brought against the defendant because of the supervisor’s acts,” according to the lawsuit. In another instance, the lawsuit details how his unnamed supervisor allegedly discussed with Dillon the “wide array of guns he possessed and described to (Dillon) the violent acts he would commit if anybody crossed him or his family,” according complaint.
Today, JPMorgan has responded in the most awesomely dismissive way possible. Continue reading »
Be it for protection on the floor, where he really needs or just, you know, wherevs. You can’t take this from him!
