Okay, so, just an FYI: if you happen to find yourself going through a divorce (which you filed for without telling your wife for a couple months, NBD) and the judge rules against you and you’re like “Well, I’m not at all happy with this turn of events at all and here’s what I’m going to do about it,” don’t let the thing(s) you do about it include:

* Hacking into the judge’s email and changing his password

* Sending messages from his account to his contacts such as “I can S my own D and have. True story.”

* Calling him and his family members and breathing heavily into the phone

* Logging onto chat rooms and leaving comments like the following under your real name: Continue reading »