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    Charlie Gasparino: Beware The Wall Street Guy Who’s Never Done A Hooker Or A Line Of Coke

    “Drugs and personal excess will always be found on Wall Street (and in any profession that pays big bucks), but it’s been my experience that fraudsters are more often family men like Bernie Madoff — guys who methodically steal tens of billions without screwing a single hooker or snorting a single line of coke.” [NYP]

    / Dec 19, 2013 at 12:59 PM
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    Senator Violently Disagrees With Janet Yellen, Might Vote For Her Anyway

    David Vitter’s interests go beyond serious sinning and trying to take health insurance away from his staff.

    / Nov 7, 2013 at 4:32 PM
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    This Is A Story About Hookers And Blow. But It’s Also A Cautionary Tale About What Happens To Retirement-Age Prostitutes Who Fail To Set Up Nest Eggs For Themselves.

    Over at the Post this afternoon you will find an excerpt from former trader and Galleon alum Turney Duff’s forthcoming memoir, The Buy Side: A Wall Street Trader’s Tale of Spectacular Excess. Whether you read it as an actual non-fiction account of his time at Argus Partners circa summer 2002, the literary pretensions of a […]

    / May 30, 2013 at 2:57 PM
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    Prosecutors Want Jim Cramer-Endorsed Investor Lenny Dykstra To Do Thirty Months In Jail

    They say that’s the only way Dykstra* will learn that in our society, you can’t rip toilets and other bathroom fixtures out of the floor and sell them to a pawn shops just because you feel like it, or drop trou for the cleaning staff.

    / Nov 16, 2012 at 1:43 PM
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    Mike Bloomberg’s Given Some Thought To How He’d Dress If He Were A Young Woman

    He’d keep it conservative at the office but come ladies’ night you’d better believe he’d be working what his momma gave him.

    / Jun 15, 2012 at 4:59 PM
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    Area Big Time Banker Can’t Get Laid In A Whorehouse, Wants People To Know About It

    What would posses a person to do an as-told-to article about the fact that after “failing miserably” at trying to pick up women in bars while working late for a “big name investment bank in New York,” he turned to a “sugar daddy dating site” to bang hookers on his nights away from the wife and kids only to fall for one who ultimately broke his heart, because she was a prostitute and didn’t actually care about him? The answer, quite, obviously, is love. Love, and a hope that a certain someone will see your story and upon reading that you’re completely and totally over her and beating off call girls with a stick, COME RUNNING BACK.

    I met a girl who said she was a senior at Columbia University. She was so hot. Long brown hair, light eyes, perfect little body. We started an affair and I would give her a $4,000 “allowance” each month to meet once a week for dinner, or just to sleep together if I had a deal or a really late night in the office. Sometimes it was an hour of “small talk and sex,” which, really, isn’t a bad deal for her. $1,000 for an hour to spend time with me. I felt like a stud, there’s no denying that, and I knew that she didn’t want anything from me but money. She would come and go away when I made the signal I was tired. Soon though, I started liking her more than I wanted to. She was smart and kind of had a sarcastic sense of humor I found funny. I asked to see her more and she asked for more money. I said I couldn’t do any more than that, and she said she couldn’t give more time. It was the first time I felt a little hurt, like: “This person just wants my money and probably thinks I’m some gross horny old dude.” The next month, I gave her the envelope of $4,000 upfront instead of $1,000 each time. We had sex, chatted, drank some wine and she left. I never saw her again. She wouldn’t pick up her phone, then her phone was disconnected, my emails to her went unanswered, and her profile on the site was gone. It was such a blow. Though, really, what the hell did I expect? I guess some warning.

    Yes, some warning would have been nice but whatever. It’s not like you’re still upset about it. It’s not like there isn’t a moment of the day when she’s not on your mind. It’s not like you lie in bed at night thinking about her holding you. No, no sweat off your sack, which you use to bang hookers six at a time now that whatshername is out of the picture. Working girls line the street to get paid to have sex with you! You don’t even have time to respond to all their propositions! The Jiltee has become the jilter! You can’t even remember [theloveofyourlife]’s name you’re so busy plowing prosties.

    After that, I decided I was going to go for quantity and not quality. I want hot girls, but a lot of them and substance isn’t a huge deal. I have been with dozens of girls, and I give them money each time I meet them. The funny thing is often these girls are chasing me to sleep with them again, because it’s easy money, but I just scroll through and delete or ignore the messages most of the time. Men want to be with a lot of women; it is just the truth…Maybe that first girl was a wake-up call. I’m already married. I don’t need a steady mistress. But I have one or two I always go back to if I can’t find someone I like, which happens a lot….I’m not hurting anyone by doing this. I’m always safe and upfront if I meet someone and know it won’t happen. I just pay for the drink and let them know and leave, like “No deal, sorry.” It is just like any deal. You have to know how to close it and have to know when you’re not interested in putting in the effort to see it through.

    Why This Married Wall Street Banker Pays For Sex [Buzzfeed]

    / Apr 17, 2012 at 5:12 PM
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    Who Wants To Adopt Anna Gristina’s Pigs?

    Back in March, a woman named Anna Gristina was arrested for allegedly running a whorehouse out of an East 78th Street apartment, with plans to go global. In that time, we’ve learned a good bit about Gristina (who goes by Anna Scotland professionally), who currently remains incarcerated on Riker’s Island. For instance, at the time of her arrest, she was meeting with a friend and broker who was supposedly helping her line up financing to expand the venture (which she maintains was an upscale dating site), she paid her hookers well, and she was an animal lover. Emphasis on the past tense because apparently anyone can be an animal lover until push comes to shove and mommy needs money for legal fees. Then it’s good-bye lush accommodations upstate, hello slaughterhouse.

    An accused Upper East Side brothel boss is so hard up for cash that she’s had to evict most of the pigs she keeps in her upstate home to save money while she remains locked up in jail on $2 million bond. The family of accused madam Anna Gristina, who’s got a soft spot for porkers, has sent away all but two of the seven rescue pigs she keeps in order to save the hundreds of dollars per month she spends in upkeep for them at her Orange County farm, her husband said yesterday. “My son was really upset,” Gristina’s hubby Kelvin Gorr said of the decision to relocate those hogs to two other farms. “He was crying,” Gorr said of the boy, 9-year-old Nicholas. “Anna, too, was upset,” the real-estate agent Gorr said. “But there’s nothing we can do.” But Gorr assured, “They’re not going to be eaten.”blockquote>

    Oh really? That’s interesting because most people wouldn’t make a claim like “they’re not going to be eaten” without explaining what WILL happen to them instead, unless you are prevaricating in flagrante. So. Apparently it falls to us. If anyone has an interest in taking in one of these pigs, speak up now. Lest the idea cross your mind that a certain hedge fund manager will be opening his doors, let me stop you right there– there’s no room at that inn.

    / Apr 3, 2012 at 2:59 PM
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    Team-Bonding Exercises Not Big Among Upper East Side Brothel Employees

    Besides double-teaming customers.

    The men weren’t promised “whatever they wanted” for $1,000. That implies that you’re giving up control. There’s an understanding that we’d do basic, normal things. Sometimes the clients wanted a threesome. That’s part of the job. Plus, that would cost them $2,000. I know threesomes make some women blush, but a lot of men want them. I’d talk to the other girl after, but it’s not like we’d talk about our feelings about being hookers. We didn’t grab a coffee together.

    [NYDN]

    / Mar 19, 2012 at 1:26 PM
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    Munich Re Subsidiary Is Sorry About The Color-Coded Sex Parties

    Last month it was reported that in 2007, executives with Munich Re subsidiary Ergo Versicherungsgruppe came up with the idea to throw a party for top performing sales executives at a bathhouse, featuring a bunch of prostitutes for their consumption. Because such events have the potential to devolve into mass chaos, with buyers and sellers […]

    / Jun 29, 2011 at 5:19 PM
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    Munich Re Unit’s Color-Coded Hooker Party Got A Nice Write-Up In The Company Mag

    Yesterday it was reported that in 2007, executives with Munich Re subsidiary Ergo Versicherungsgruppe came up with the idea to throw a party for top performing sales executives at a bathhouse, featuring a bunch of prostitutes for their consumption. Perhaps having heard that gatherings like this can often devolve into chaos and confusion, or maybe […]

    / May 19, 2011 at 9:52 AM
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    Cops Bust Greenwich-Based Hookers, Clients

    If you’ve got a regular thing going with a hooker in Greenwich, please note she may be lying low for a while. Perhaps somewhat more urgently, if you have a scheduled meeting for this week, you ought to consider backing out now as that hooker is a cop and you’re about to get nailed.

    / May 4, 2011 at 4:08 PM
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    Legendary Investor Lenny Dykstra Charged With Fraud, Arrested On “Unrelated Charges” (Update)

    Lenny Dykstra, described by his ex-best friend Jim Cramer as one of “the greats” in the investing industry, has reportedly been charged with with bankruptcy fraud for “selling items from his $18 million California mansion.”

    / Apr 15, 2011 at 3:32 PM
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    The Asylum: Nymex Directors Get A Crash Course In Dubai’s Hooker Rules

    The following excerpt is from The Asylum: The Renegades Who Hijacked The World’s Oil Market, a new book by reporter Leah McGrath Goodman. The board’s first trip to Dubai did not go smoothy. After meetings with city officials and the DDIA executives, the Nymex directors were looking forward to a night out on the town. […]

    / Mar 9, 2011 at 3:45 PM
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    Can Goldman Sachs Help Facebook Expand Its Hooker Base?

    According to a new study, prostitutes are “flocking” to Facebook to peddle their services in record numbers, with an estimated 83 percent of working girls using the website to reel in clients and projections that by the end of 2011 Facebook will be “the leading online recruitment space” (for those looking to pay to lay). […]

    / Feb 28, 2011 at 4:39 PM
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    Lenny Dykstra Denies Bouncing Check To Hooker

    Late last month, via a video confessional shot in her bedroom, a hooker named Monica Foster accused Lenny Dykstra of ruining Christmas. According to Foster, Nails did so by paying her for services rendered with a bad check, leaving her bank account in the negative, meaning no funds for presents. Today Nails has vehemently denied […]

    / Jan 18, 2011 at 1:53 PM
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    Hooker Stiffed By Lenny Dykstra Provides Insight Into Legendary Investor’s Current Financial Situation

    “[He] obviously has some money, because when I met him he was staying in a beautiful Beverly Hills hotel,” Monica Foster, who was on the receiving end of a bounced check from Nails, told Radar.

    / Jan 3, 2011 at 2:26 PM
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    Eliot Spitzer Needs Our Help

    Eliot Spitzer is scheduled to deliver a lecture tomorrow at Harvard. The topic: ethics. Unfortunately, some people would rather the event not come to pass. Namely, Kristin Davis, the hedge fund employee-cum-Madam who personally scheduled a slew of Spitzer’s appointments back in the day. What has she done about it? Written a letter to Harvard […]

    / Nov 11, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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    Your Ray Of Sunshine On A Cloudy Day: Eliot Spitzer Manages To Get Off Once Again

    CNBC reports that U.S. Attorney Michael Garcia will not seek criminal charges against Eliot Spitzer. Mr. Dupre said in a statement, “I appreciate the impartiality and thoroughness of the investigation.” Anyone have any idea how he managed to worm his way out of this one?

    / Nov 6, 2008 at 3:15 PM
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    A Wake For Eliot Spitzer’s Political Career
    DealBreaker Hosts Happy Hour Drinks At Spitzer’s Corner

    In honor of our fallen governor, DealBreaker will be hosting an impromptu happy hour at Spitzer’s Corner on Manhattan’s Lower East Side starting around 5:30 this afternoon. If you get there early enough, we’ll probably spring for a round or two. We hope you’ll join us as we raise a glass to the end of […]

    / Mar 12, 2008 at 12:49 PM

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