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“Drugs and personal excess will always be found on Wall Street (and in any profession that pays big bucks), but it’s been my experience that fraudsters are more often family men like Bernie Madoff — guys who methodically steal tens of billions without screwing a single hooker or snorting a single line of coke.” [NYP]

David Vitter’s interests go beyond serious sinning and trying to take health insurance away from his staff. Read more »

Over at the Post this afternoon you will find an excerpt from former trader and Galleon alum Turney Duff’s forthcoming memoir, The Buy Side: A Wall Street Trader’s Tale of Spectacular Excess. Whether you read it as an actual non-fiction account of his time at Argus Partners circa summer 2002, the literary pretensions of a financial services employee who thinks he’s the next Jay Mcinerney, or an unintentionally hilarious piece of performance art, we can say confidently it will be the best thing you’ll read today! The highlights, as determined by us: Read more »

He’d keep it conservative at the office but come ladies’ night you’d better believe he’d be working what his momma gave him. Read more »

What would posses a person to do an as-told-to article about the fact that after “failing miserably” at trying to pick up women in bars while working late for a “big name investment bank in New York,” he turned to a “sugar daddy dating site” to cheat on his wife with hookers, only to fall for one who ultimately broke his heart, because, wait for it, she was a prostitute and didn’t actually care about him? The answer, quite obviously, is love. Love, and a hope that a certain someone will see your story and upon reading that you’re completely and totally over her and currently beating off call girls with a stick, COME RUNNING BACK. Read more »

  • 03 Apr 2012 at 2:59 PM

Who Wants To Adopt Anna Gristina’s Pigs?

Back in March, a woman named Anna Gristina was arrested for allegedly running a whorehouse out of an East 78th Street apartment, with plans to go global. In that time, we’ve learned a good bit about Gristina (who goes by Anna Scotland professionally), who currently remains incarcerated on Riker’s Island. For instance, at the time of her arrest, she was meeting with a friend and broker who was supposedly helping her line up financing to expand the venture (which she maintains was an upscale dating site), she paid her hookers well, and she was an animal lover. Emphasis on the past tense because apparently anyone can be an animal lover until push comes to shove and mommy needs money for legal fees. Then it’s good-bye lush accommodations upstate, hello slaughterhouse. Read more »

Except for double-teaming clients, which was huge. Read more »