HOW CAN THEY BE EXPECTED TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS???

Fuck the SEC and its baseless charges. Screw the Rajaratman-loving director. That all pales in comparison and gravity to this. As you know Goldman has new headquarters. And guess what? Some people aren’t very happy. With the move comes a little good and a whole lotta bad. First, the good, sore consolation prizes in light shitty views and being forced to look at each other’s dicks only if you choose to do so:

* a gym with classes like “Awesome Abs.”

* a panorama that includes New York Harbor.

* Sugar and grease: “the Sky Lobby cafeteria that offers a deep panini lineup and deadly cupcakes”

And now, on with the bad. The so very bad: Read more »