Admittedly it’s just a theory but hear us out– based on the following bonus numbers communicated to managing directors this morning in Stamford, is it possible the Swiss’s long-term revenue generating plan is to get someone to burn the place down so they can collect the insurance money and then work out of Howard Johnson’s? Continue reading »
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Did Citigroup Celebrate Black History Month By Serving Fried Chicken And Collard Greens In Its Cafeteria?
By Bess LevinYes. Continue reading »
If so, someone didn’t tell money manager Vincent McCrudden, who, according to CNBC, was arrested today by the FBI for things of that nature (he allegedly made told a total of 47 “US financial regulatory officials” that he might kill them). Continue reading »
Caption Contest Monday: What Did The Photographer Say To Coax The Following Poses Out Of John Paulson?
By Bess LevinCasting A Long Shadow In Hedge Funds [Dan's Hamptons via BI]
Fox Business Personality Attempts To Laugh Off The Fact That He’ll Never Be Invited Back To A Nouriel Roubini Party
By Bess LevinAs he dies on the inside and considers begging. Please– PLEASE!– you can’t take the plaster vulvas away from him. Continue reading »
Someone would like to know where this alleged one ranks. From the mailbag: Continue reading »
In Case You Needed A Visual, Charlie Gasparino Produces The Towel He Used To Wear While Intimidating Joe Kernen In The Locker Room, With His Schlong
By Bess Levin
Last Friday, in response to Joe Kernen referring to Fox Business as a bunch of “wing-nuts” Charlie Gasparino recounted, on-air, the great times he used to have scaring JK in the CNBC locker room, by walking around in a towel and hinting at what could potentially be in store for his colleague. Today, for some reason, CG brought said towel on his afternoon hit, during which he cautioned his co-host to be careful, as the thing was “moist.” Stay tuned tomorrow, when viewers get a glimpse of Chaz’s favorite tube sock (the one he used to use while fantasizing about Sophia Loren and his mother’s meat sauce). Continue reading »
