if there were actual drama someone would die in the end


[CWS via clusterstock]
In case you needed the entirely transparent model broken down for you: DK says the reason the network encourages (requires) its talking heads to screech at each other (and at commentators) in a pitch only dogs can hear, and get into faux fights, is because you people won’t pay attention to or understand today’s business news unless it is packaged with “conflict, drama and struggle.”