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jefferiesAnd here’s what he’s doing about it! Read more »

  • 17 Dec 2014 at 12:49 PM

Sage Kelly Bids Jefferies Adieu

sage kellyAfter taking a timeout earlier this year to deal with matters related to coke, shrooms, Molly, wife-swapping, toilets, ketamine, more coke, and, in a twist, being named father of the year, Sage Kelly has decided to make this thing permeant. Read more »

  • 17 Dec 2014 at 9:45 AM

Bonus Watch ’14: Jefferies

jefferiesHopefully Jefferies employees enjoyed last year’s bonuses because there’s reportedly a lot more where that came from. Read more »

Ben LorelloJust think of all the pearls of wisdom these kids could’ve received! Charlie Gasparino reports: Read more »

  • 02 Dec 2014 at 2:48 PM

Charlie Gasparino Puts Out APB For Sage Kelly

  • 06 Nov 2014 at 1:26 PM

Sage Kelly’s Boss Has Been There

Ben LorelloIf Kelly needs a shoulder to cry on– and he probably does–, Ben Lorello can empathize. Read more »

jefferiesAs you may have heard, this week has been a tough one for Team Jefferies. Not only for Global Healthcare Head Sage Kelly– who took a voluntary leave of absence yesterday– but for other senior members of the bank, who’ve either been named in the complaint filed by Kelly’s soon-to-be ex-wife or simply felt embarrassment by association. It’s unclear what exactly was going on over at HQ today, but it seems that some sort of tipping point occurred and a scene similar to the following occurred:

Senior Jefferies Management is reading the latest allegation re: Kelly

SJM: “Oh come on.”
SJM: “Oh this is ridiculous.”
SJM: “You’ve got to be kidding me. No, this is…oh HELL NO [unbuckles belt, screams into intercom:] “Get me a cup…I said get me a fucking cup!”

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Sage KellyAs you may have heard, Jefferies Global Healthcare Head Sage Kelly is currently taking a time out from investment banking, following allegations made by his estranged wife Christina that include but are not limited to Sage: holding a “Mushrooms Day” for colleagues in the Hamptons; developing his relationship with a client by having sex with the guy’s girlfriend while said client had sex with Kelly’s wife; and at times being so drug-addled that he could not differentiate between a toilet and his bed, the floor, and a wall. (For his part, Sage has said that while he admits to using “recreational drugs on occasion at certain social events in the past,” he has “never defecated or urinated in bed, on the floor or a wall.” The aforementioned client has denied taking part in the foursome.)

Now, a person familiar with Kelly’s healthcare group is adding to the “Things Sage (allegedly!) Made Me Do” cannon. Read more »