JPMorgan Chase

  • 21 Oct 2014 at 3:06 PM
  • Banks

De Blasio To Dimon: F*ck You And F*ck Your Tax Breaks

jamie-dimon (2)JPMorgan Chase’s cap-in-hand routine isn’t flying with the Big Apple chief. Read more »

We all know that it is better to be safe than sorry. But JPMorgan is definitely pretty sorry about that whole 76-million-customer hack job. And now that it is, it has decided that it is better to be safe and sorry than not safe and still sorry, or something. Even if that costs an extra $125 million a year. Read more »

  • 09 Oct 2014 at 12:36 PM
  • Banks

President Obama Has A Question About The JPMorgan Cyberattack

Alas, there is no answer. Read more »

  • 16 Sep 2014 at 11:30 AM
  • Banks

JPMorgan Giving Profitable Helping Hand To Smaller Peers

Are you a bank? Do you need money? Give Jamie Dimon a call! Read more »

  • 11 Aug 2014 at 6:24 PM
  • Banks

Legal Reserve Watch ’14: JPMorgan Chase

Jamie Dimon may have to squirrel away a few extra dollars, as the SEC and OCC team up to see whether JPMC was a little bit too proud of some of its world-class investment funds. Read more »

Fang Fang probably expected a little gratitude for his (alleged!) role in Jamie Dimon’s controversial business-development strategy. He got the feel of cold steel on his wrists, instead. Read more »

  • 02 Apr 2014 at 8:10 PM
  • Banks

Blythe Masters’ Work Here Is Done

Having built and then been forced to sell JPMorgan’s commodities business, Blythe is going to take some me time. Read more »