JPMorgan Chase

Workshop it, damnit!Eight years ago, there was much handwringing over the plan. Such as, won’t this violate the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and lead to an extremely embarrassing criminal investigation one day? And, how we will make sure that the brain-dead progeny of the people we need don’t lose us too much money? Read more »

  • 21 Oct 2014 at 3:06 PM
  • Banks

De Blasio To Dimon: F*ck You And F*ck Your Tax Breaks

jamie-dimon (2)JPMorgan Chase’s cap-in-hand routine isn’t flying with the Big Apple chief. Read more »

We all know that it is better to be safe than sorry. But JPMorgan is definitely pretty sorry about that whole 76-million-customer hack job. And now that it is, it has decided that it is better to be safe and sorry than not safe and still sorry, or something. Even if that costs an extra $125 million a year. Read more »

  • 02 Oct 2014 at 10:00 AM
  • Banks

Will Crisis-Era Litigation Ever End For Banks?

Not any time soon, no. Read more »

  • 16 Sep 2014 at 11:30 AM
  • Banks

JPMorgan Giving Profitable Helping Hand To Smaller Peers

Are you a bank? Do you need money? Give Jamie Dimon a call! Read more »

  • 11 Aug 2014 at 6:24 PM
  • Banks

Legal Reserve Watch ’14: JPMorgan Chase

Jamie Dimon may have to squirrel away a few extra dollars, as the SEC and OCC team up to see whether JPMC was a little bit too proud of some of its world-class investment funds. Read more »

Fang Fang probably expected a little gratitude for his (alleged!) role in Jamie Dimon’s controversial business-development strategy. He got the feel of cold steel on his wrists, instead. Read more »