just asking

Just saying, he does love WWII-inspired humor, hasn’t missed a MIB set since discovering the comedian in his Sierra Mist arc, and needed a dark, safe space to let it all out. [Gawker]

SO. MUCH. CLARITY.

Drown them in his tears, that is. (For those of you keeping up at home the answer is yes, this is the second time on record the former IBM exec has cried in public re: Chiesi, the fishnet-wearing analyst he traded all kinds of tips with if you’re picking up what I’m throwing down and I think you are.)

In an interview with Fortune, Moffat came across as emotional, repentant, and chastened. He wept describing the embarrassment he’d brought upon IBM, his colleagues, and family. While he showed little self-pity, he rebuffed the notion that he hadn’t paid a price for his crimes, noting that by leaving IBM he was giving up an estimated $65 million in lost stock options and pension that he would have collected when he retired at 60. “The biggest thing I’ve lost,” he said, “is my reputation.” Moffat was not allowed by his lawyer to discuss his case or his relationship with Chiesi, but when told that Fortune intended to write about the affair, he said this: “Everyone wants to make this about sex. Danielle had an extensive network of business people. And she added clarity about what was going on in the business world…I know in my heart what this relationship was about: clarity in the business environment.”

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don-imus-gobbler.jpgNow will anyone tune in? Outlook not good. Until Macke and his back up dancers, The Car People, join the fray, that is.

Fox Business Network announced Thursday it will simulcast radio host Don Imus’ morning show starting Oct. 5 as the cable channel seeks to jump-start viewership.

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