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  • 16 Jun 2010 at 4:54 PM

Citigroup: Bank With The Heart Of Gold

By Bess Levin

Who's got 2 thumbs, a jolly elfin visage, and can honestly say he loves ya baby?

They may have thrown a banker out on her rockin’ ass for being too damn hot but you know what? Citi has a heart. Whereas other firms will not hesitate to foreclose on people who aren’t even in default and then go the extra mile by stealing the homeowner’s beloved pet, the House of Vikram has decided to show some compassion. They’re pumping the brakes on foreclosing on people in areas close to the little slip up by BP, which you must admit was big of them.

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  • 15 Jun 2010 at 2:30 PM

Ron Paul: Get Off Obama’s Ass On BP

By Bess Levin

  • 11 Jun 2010 at 3:22 PM

Simmons And Company: Buy BP And Ignore Everything Matthew Simmons Has Been Saying Recently

By Bess Levin

From the mailbag (of unfounded rumors):

“Matthew Simmons was on Bloomberg several days ago talking about nuking the BP wellhead to stop the leak, then was on the tape saying BP wouldn’t last through the summer. I’m now hearing that Simmons and Co. is putting a buy rec on BP. Also hearing also that Simmons and Co. sent out a letter to investors asking them to disavow anything Mr. Simmons has said recently.”