Lindsay Lohan

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    Thespian-cum-Trading Guru Suggests You Get Your Vision Checked

    Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of the LA opening of The Box nightclub by security Friday night after a confrontation with a pal of shock rocker Marilyn Manson [after LaBeouf “picked up a water bottle…and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson“]. The “Transformers” star “exchanged terse words with a friend of […]

    / Aug 30, 2011 at 1:56 PM
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    Lindsay Lohan Actually Makes Money Off Claims Against E*Trade

    Back in March, Lindsay Lohan filed a suit against E*Trade, claiming that the baby in the brokerage’s latest commercial was based on her life. Lohan came to this conclusion because the character’s name is Lindsay, she’s referred to as a “milk-a-holic,” and there’s a suggestion that the young one is a man-stealing tramp (she also […]

    / Sep 20, 2010 at 5:40 PM
  • News

    Lindsay Lohan Defender Doesn’t Understand Why Her Haters Don’t Direct Their Rage Toward Lloyd Blankfein

    All Lindsay Lohan ever did was drive drunk a few times, endanger the lives of others, show flagrant disregard for the law, star in a few terrible movies and preside over the death of a puppy with each passing day she refuses to go back to her natural red roots from that god-awful bleach blonde. […]

    / Jul 8, 2010 at 12:18 PM
  • News

    E*Trade Still Saying Whore Baby Commercial Not Based On Life Of Lindsay Lohan

    Back in March, Lindsay Lohan filed a suit against E*Trade, claiming that the baby in the brokerage’s latest commercial was based on her life. Lohan came to this conclusion because the character’s name is Lindsay, she’s referred to as a “milk-a-holic,” and there’s a suggestion that the young one is a man-stealing tramp (she also […]

    / May 10, 2010 at 12:04 PM
  • News

    Fox Developing Movie Based On E*Trade Baby

    Please let what has the potential to be the worst film of the year have a part for Linday “Whore Baby” Lohan, involving her substance (milk) abuse problem.

    / Mar 31, 2010 at 1:15 PM
  • News

    Lindsay Lohan May Actually Have A Credible Claim Against E*Trade In Whore-Baby Case

    Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan filed a suit against E*Trade. The claim? That the baby in the brokerage’s latest commercial was based on her life. Lohan came to this conclusion because the character’s name is Lindsay, she’s referred to as a “milk-a-holic,” and there’s a suggestion that the young one is a man-stealing tramp (she […]

    / Mar 11, 2010 at 10:15 AM
  • News

    Lindsay Lohan Is Suing E*Trade For Basing Whore-Baby On Her Life

    So, okay. A new E*Trade commercial has that day-trading baby two-timing a couple of girl babies. The one who is supposed to be his girlfriend (weird?) wants to know where he was last night, and doesn’t buy that he got busy “diversifying [his] portfolio.” She suggests he was banging “that milk-a-holic Lindsay.” Said milk-a-holic, who […]

    / Mar 9, 2010 at 11:45 AM
  • Private Equity

    How Private Equity Got Lindsay Lohan To Strip For Us

    We deserve some sort of prize for holding out a full five days to post about the nude pictures of Lindsay Lohan in New York Magazine. New York got some twenty million page views in the first two days, according to Jeff Bercovici. So much traffic that it crashed the website. New York Magazine was […]

    / Feb 22, 2008 at 3:03 PM

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