Some words you don’t often hear senior Wall Street execs say aloud are “I have never defecated or urinated in bed, on the floor or a wall.” And yet, Sage Kelly, Global Head of Healthcare Investment Banking at Jefferies, said exactly that in court papers this week, in response to allegations by his wife that he’s mistaken all of those places for a toilet, in addition to other stuff re: copious drug use, “foursomes,” and “wife-swapping.” Read more »
George Soros’s Daughter-In-Law Wants To See The Part Of The Pre-Nup Where She Isn’t Entitled To Every Last CentBy Bess Levin
This December will mark five years since Patricia Cohen, Steve’s first wife, came back into his life with the fury of a thousand Preet Bhararas. To celebrate, he’s going to smother her with a pillow. Just kidding, that’s for year six. For five, he’s going with this: Read more »
Nell Diamond, daughter of Bob and “HMD” fame, this weekend with dad, pre-wedding.
As you’ve probably heard by now, hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is getting divorced, having served his wife Anne with papers at some point yesterday afternoon. So, it’s sad times at Casa de Griffin, made even sadder by the fact that the Citadel founder may be parting with a good chunk of his milkshake allowance at some point in the near future. Read more »
In The Future, Hedge Fund Manager Will Definitely Think Twice Before Transferring £600k To Her Lover’s Bank Account No Questions AskedBy Bess Levin
- Ask said lover if he lives with his mom
- Double-check to make sure the Bentley he drove her home in was in fact his, and not a rental while his 2003 Honda Accord was in the shop
- Be a bit more skeptical of his alleged contacts in the Middle East, who required she transfer over 1 million dollars into his bank account before they would invest $1.5 billion in her (and her husband’s) hedge fund.