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  • 19 Oct 2010 at 11:08 AM

Jamie Dimon: Obama And I Never Meant That Much To Each Other

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That’s right, rewrite the past because the truth hurts too much. Continue reading »

  • 17 Aug 2010 at 2:15 PM

Breathe Easy: Jennifer Aniston Has Finally Landed A Businessman

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Back in February, Jennifer Aniston announced that she was done going out with celebrities and was looking to be set up with “a wealthy businessman.” We suggested fellow Greek Jim Chanos, Arki Busson, and Warren Buffett but not being a dating service, failed to follow-up. Continue reading »

  • 19 Apr 2010 at 2:41 PM

Ashley Dupré On Love

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A few months back, Eliot Spitzer gave us some Real Talk on love. Now the other half of the duo, Ashey Dupré, has weighed in on the topic. Sayeth Ash: “If you’re in love with someone, you want to treat them like the five year old. You want to cater to them and love them and hug them and like be emotionally there. Like you want to give them a blowjob! When you get married and, like, the wife doesn’t want to give a blow job anymore it’s like…[face].”

Ashley Dupre Has A Boyfriend [Daily Intel]

Earlier: This Is What Eliot Spitzer Paid $2,000 An Hour For (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

  • 07 Jul 2009 at 9:40 AM

Who Doesn’t Want Us To Hear About Sergey Aleynikov’s “Love Story”

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Obviously Goldman Sachs is behind this, somehow, but why? Above, the “Love Story” of Sergey and Elina, a video that’s been available since 2007, and was up until some point last night. Now, alarmingly, the audio’s been stripped, supposedly over copyright infringement, though we have it on good authority there’s more to this than meets the Blankfein. Is this some sort of coded message via LB? The WSJ suggested earlier that Serge and the wife should be embarrassed about the video, which tells how workaholic Aleynikov found love via a genie in a lamp, and would perhaps want to bury evidence of its existence. With all due respect, the Journal clearly has no idea what it’s talking about– this is nothing to be embarrassed over. It’s the sort of thing you shout loud and proud.