Lynn Tilton

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    “Dominatrix Of Helicopters” Touts Track Record

    Obviously the dominatrix in question here is Lynn Tilton, who also holds the title of Dominatrix of Private Equity, Dominatrix of Wall Street, and so on and so forth.

    / Mar 9, 2015 at 5:09 PM
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    Lynn Tilton Might Be In Trouble With The SEC

    Bad Tilton! Bad!

    / Feb 23, 2015 at 3:25 PM
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    You Could Be Addressing Lynn Tilton As ‘Madam President’ One Day

    BusinessWeek: Do you handle the sales [at MD Helicopters, which Tilton took over in 2005]? Tilton: I deliver a lot of helicopters. I delivered the helicopter to the president of Costa Rica. I will do a big ceremony for the prime minister of Kurdistan. I have met with the king of Jordan multiple times. BusinessWeek: […]

    / Aug 8, 2013 at 11:13 AM
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    Lynn Tilton: Never Apologize For Sending Near-Naked Christmas Cards To Your Clients And Friends On Wall Street

    As many of you know, in 1988, Lynn Tilton distributed holiday cards whose theme can best be described as “Dominatrix Santa” to her ten best clients. Tilton has explained her rationale for doing so in the past (“For many years I had men asking me on the phone each day what I was wearing and […]

    / Jun 25, 2013 at 2:18 PM
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    Lynn Tilton Gets Some Good News

    “There are three universal lies: Margins are weak, but we’ll make it up in volume; the check’s in the mail; and I won’t come in your mouth” is really a thing that Partiarch Partners founder and CEO Lynn Tilton says, but “we’ll double down and make up all our losses” probably deserves a spot on […]

    / Jun 11, 2013 at 5:52 PM
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    Think You Can Anticipate “The Needs And Desires” Of Lynn Tilton?

    Unhappy in your current position and desperate to make a move? Completely content but looking for opportunities for professional growth? Today’s your lucky day. Patriarch Partners founder and CEO Lynn Tilton, she of Christmas card, jello shots, whipped cream off her breasts, and “I won’t come in your mouth” fame is looking for a personal assistant.

    Job Description:
    Want to learn the private equity business from one of the most successful female business owners in the country? If so, Patriarch Partners may be just the ticket. Yale and Columbia Business School Graduate, Lynn Tilton owns the largest woman-owned business in the country and is seeking an Executive Assistant to work by her side as she endeavors to save American jobs by rescuing and turning around iconic American companies. Her current portfolio consists of 75 companies representing more than $8 billion of revenues including MD Helicopters, Rand McNally, Dura Automotive, Spiegel Catalogs and Stila Cosmetics.

    Responsibilities will include, but are not limited to the following:

    Manage Ms. Tilton’s business and personal life in the manner of a
    Congressional/Senatorial Chief of Staff

    • Liaise with the portfolio company executives
    • Manage Ms. Tilton’s travel and be available to travel at a moment’s notice
    • Provide briefs on all meetings and handle follow-up from high level meetings
    • Work closely with finance, credit, human resources and communications departments to make certain Ms. Tilton is knowledgeable at all times about the state of business at the holding company level
    • Meet and greet all clients, guests and visitors in a warm & friendly manner
    • Travel with Ms. Tilton and top executives making certain all meetings and activities run smoothly, efficiently and effectively
    • Have working knowledge of all companies in Patriarch’s portfolio
    • Be able to manage real estate properties owned by Ms. Tilton
    • Provide back-up support to the Executive Assistant when necessary; run personal errands, personal shopping, and coordinate/interact with
    household staff and vendors
    Manage daily health and well being of Ms. Tilton
    • Maintain discretion with confidential information and documents at all times

    Qualifications:
    • Bachelors Degree from top 10 college
    Have a hands on, no job too big, no job too small sensibility
    • Intelligent, warm and friendly personality with a positive attitude
    and etiquette
    • Excellent written, oral, and interpersonal skills
    • High energy personality and healthy lifestyle belief system
    • Extremely organized and proactive with impeccable attention to detail
    • Professional appearance, polished and thick skinned
    • Ability to stay calm under pressure
    • Ability to work in a fast-paced, dynamic and collaborative
    environment, flexible and adaptable to change
    • Strong work ethic, self-directed with ability to multi-task and communicate effectively with individuals at all levels of the organization
    Forward thinking always anticipating the needs and desires of Ms. Tilton
    • A sense of humor
    • Consummate computer skills: Outlook, Word, Excel, etc.
    A “do whatever it takes” mentality

    Related: This Is A Story About Lynn Tilton’s Employees Doing Jello Shots Off Her Rack
    Lynn Tilton Accused Of Physically, Verbally Assaulting Employees, ‘Barely Restraining’ Her Breasts
    Lynn Tilton: “There are three universal lies: Margins are weak, but we’ll make it up in volume; the check’s in the mail; and I won’t come in your mouth.”

    / Jun 18, 2012 at 3:23 PM
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    Lynn Tilton: Ask And Ye Shall Receive

    “For many years I had men asking me on the phone each day what I was wearing and what color my underwear was,” Tilton said. “And so I sent out a Christmas card with me in a red lace sort of teddy, and red cowboy boots and a Santa hat, wishing them a Merry Christmas.” […]

    / Oct 31, 2011 at 11:20 AM
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    This Is Happening Tonight

    20/20: Inside the Lives of the Superrich [ABC via JP] Related: Lynn Tilton Bares All Also Related: This Is A Story About Lynn Tilton’s Employees Doing Jello Shots Off Her Rack

    / Oct 28, 2011 at 5:30 PM
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    Lynn Tilton Bares All

    What do we know about Lynn Tilton? She runs the $8 billion private equity firm Patriarch Partners, and prior to that worked on Wall Street with a slightly lower profile with gigs at Morgan Stanley, Merrill Lynch and Amroc. She sports 5-inch heels to “look sufficiently fierce to make sure I garner the respect I […]

    / Apr 11, 2011 at 11:31 AM
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    Lynn Tilton’s Unique Take On Trust Falls May Cause Side Effects

    You’re asked to take part in one team building exercise involving licking whipped cream off the boss’s breasts and all of a sudden you can’t have sex for months.

    / Apr 11, 2011 at 9:47 AM
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    Lynn Tilton: “My Response To Forbes”

    Yesterday Forbes published an article that discussed Patriarch Partners founder Lynn Tilton (allegedly) telling an employee “You expect me to believe that, like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth,” among other anecdotes. Today Tilton has responded on her company website.

    / Apr 7, 2011 at 5:20 PM
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    Lynn Tilton Accused Of Physically, Verbally Assaulting Employees, ‘Barely Restraining’ Her Breasts

    In a lawsuit filed by a former employee Andre Wrobel, Patriarch Partners founder Lynn Tilton was accused of having a slightly unorthodox management style around the office. Before we get to the allegations (which Tilton’s attorney described as “scandalous” and “irrelevant”), we’re going to take a little quiz, aimed at business owners and those in leadership […]

    / Apr 6, 2011 at 4:10 PM
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    This Is A Story About Lynn Tilton’s Employees Doing Jello Shots Off Her Rack

    Talk to former employees, and you sometimes get a very a different story. They speak in whispers of a “terrifying” and “evil” boss, given to eruptions of rage, who exploits her femininity to throw off men, who threw herself a 50th birthday party where staffers did jello shots off her stomach and chest. [Forbes]

    / Apr 6, 2011 at 2:48 PM
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    Mark Your Calendars For March 17

    Subject: Dust to Diamonds event, Patriarch Partners March 17 //To: newyork@gsb.columbia.edu, privateequity@gsb.columbia.edu.//The Sanford C. Bernstein Student Leadership and Ethics Board presents: Dust to Diamonds- Lynn Tilton, CEO and Principal of Patriarch Partners, LLC.

    / Mar 7, 2011 at 5:04 PM
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    Private Equity Chief And Self-Described Dominatrix Lynn Tilton Gets Reality TV Show

    Lynn Tilton, whose office at the $8 billion Patriarch Partners is decorated with whips, handcuffs, and a portrait of her “stretched across the hood of a black Mercedes,” sports five-inch stilettos on the job should she need to stick something up someone’s ass, only “strips and flips men, not companies,” and once sent a Christmas […]

    / Mar 1, 2011 at 3:40 PM
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    Lynn Tilton’s Elixir Of Choice

    “Tilton sleeps only a few hours a night and often stays up late reading science fiction. She sips a homemade concoction of clay, salt and chlorophyll.” [WSJ]

    / Jan 11, 2011 at 12:54 PM
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    Step Into Lynn Tilton’s Office

    In a recent profile with the Journal, wherein Patriarch Partners founder and CEO Lynn Tilton clarifies that she “only strips and flips men,” not companies, we’re given a rare glimpse into the private equity chief’s office, described as such: The walls are filled with whips and handcuffs sent to her by friends, Hashemite daggers given […]

    / Jan 11, 2011 at 10:25 AM
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    Lynn Tilton Wears F*ck Me Boots In Order To “Garner The Respect I Deserve”

    Distressed debt investor Lynn Tilton recently participated in a podcast for NPR. Early in the interview she was asked “What are you wearing?” to which the Patriarch Partners founder responded, “A Cavalli top, a Versace belt, a Gucci skirt and Prada boots– 4 inches. I need to look sufficiently fierce to make sure I garner […]

    / Mar 31, 2010 at 11:45 AM

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