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March Madness
Who Wants To Work With An Insufferable Prick That Plans To Make Management ‘Aware’ Of All Employees Filling Out March Madness Pools?
By Bess Levin
Trailblazer
Kids, we live in a crazy time. What’s up is down, what’s down is up. Nothing is predictable and you never know what’s gonna happen. Take this groundbreaking piece of news: Mark Coury, a forward on the Cornell basketball team and finance major will be interning at Goldman Sachs this summer. Even crazier, despite being a college athlete, Coury demonstrates remarkable comparative analysis skills and a basic understanding of numbers.
Coury, a finance major, is good with numbers. So he knows that 12th-seeded Cornell (29-4), the first Ivy League team to reach the regional semifinals of the National Collegiate Athletic Association tournament since the University of Pennsylvania in 1979, faces a daunting task against the Wildcats.
But the shocks don’t end with Mark. Apparently, and I know this going to sound crazy, other people from this Ivy League school have gone down this road less traveled. Continue reading »
Thought you should know, a revolt is afoot at Citi, as IT just put a block on ESPN.com. Definitely at 388 Greenwich Street, probably firmwide. During March Madness no less!
- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
