men!

There is an inverse relationship between penis size and hedge fund performance, one study of a nine-month period shows. Read more »

But what can he expect, really? So typical. Read more »

Just, let him run with this. Read more »

They want to act like children? Fine. That’s their prerogative. He’s done.

“If the goal of the SEC is every two or three weeks to come out and say that there’s another financial company that’s done something wrong,” the agency will drive home the belief “that the financial system in the United States is rotten, that it’s run by crooks who create fraudulent products,” said Dick Bove, analyst at Rochdale Securities. As investors wait for more regulatory shoes to drop, “the markets will continue to act in the volatile fashion that they are right now,” he said.

Citigroup to pay $75 mn to settle SEC charges [Business Standard]

The government’s going to stick its nose in Morgan’s bidness, not inform anyone at the bank about what it’s up to and then leak the investigation to the press? OH NO, THEY DI’INT. This was not how Dick Bové wanted to start her morning but, damn it, you bitches have forced her hand.

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