There is an inverse relationship between penis size and hedge fund performance, one study of a nine-month period shows. Read more »

But what can he expect, really? So typical. Read more »

Just, let him run with this. Read more »

The government’s going to stick its nose in Morgan’s bidness, not inform anyone at the bank about what it’s up to and then leak the investigation to the press? OH NO, THEY DI’INT. This was not how Dick Bové wanted to start her morning but, damn it, you bitches have forced her hand.

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