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    James Gorman Promises Morgan Stanley Employees They Get To Keep Their Jobs For At Least Another 10 Weeks

    As you may have heard, Morgan Stanley didn’t have the “best” third quarter. Inside the bank employees have been girding their loins for what that will mean for bonuses and in some cases, what it will mean for their jobs, period. At the same time, Meredith Whitney has been on tour saying that everyone is […]

    / Oct 22, 2010 at 11:15 AM
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    Is Bloomberg Trying To Start Shit With Meredith Whitney?

    Don’t want to jump to any conclusions here, only asking because that seems to be the case with today’s essay entitled “Whitney Falters in Trying to Repeat Success of Citigroup Call.”

    / Oct 6, 2010 at 10:55 AM
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    Meredith Whitney: You Better Hope For A Shitty Bonus

    “When was the last time I wore my executioner’s mask on CNBC,” Meredith Whitney asked several of her employees this morning, sitting around a conference table at the MW Advisory Group’s offices in midtown. “It’s been a really long time,” “Oh gosh I don’t know,” “I can’t even remember,” her minions all chimed in at […]

    / Sep 28, 2010 at 5:18 PM
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    Billionaire Vernon Hill Pioneering Customer Service, Pet Insurance

    Are you a man or woman of refined taste based in the UK? Have you been looking for a new bank and require the following: * A grand opening that involve waitresses toting giant trays of ice cream, batons, “dancers sporting vermilion fright wigs parading on stilts,” white balloons embossed with the legend JOIN THE […]

    / Sep 15, 2010 at 2:48 PM
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    Which Analyst Is Citigroup “Freezing Out”?

    Charlie Gasparino is apparently going to reveal the winning answer shortly but for those of you whose offices don’t have the TV’s turned to FBN, let’s take some stabs at it. Historically, Meredith Whitney has been the analyst with whom the bank has had the most beef, so she should be the first name that […]

    / Aug 25, 2010 at 1:59 PM
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    Dick Bové: “Meredith Whitney Is Late To The Game On Goldman Sachs”

    Watch the latest video at video.foxbusiness.com

    / Jul 8, 2010 at 3:59 PM
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    Meredith Whitney On “The Problem With Citi”

    I mean, where to start? They’ve got some freaky ass rules in place that say their CEO to build the $10 million Zen Garden of his dreams, you’re not allowed to catch BJ’s on the company jet, and, most offensively, you can’t even have a discussion about putting a whiteboard marker in your underling’s ass […]

    / Jun 29, 2010 at 2:17 PM
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    Gig Of A Lifetime, Yours For The Taking

    Job Type: Full Time Years of Experience: 2-5 Years Degree Required: Bachelors Industry: Finance & Investment Job Function: Investment Banking & Advisory Job Description Description: Meredith Whitney Advisory Group LLC (MWAG) seeks an experienced Executive Assistant, who will report directly to the Chief Executive Officer. The Executive Assistant is able to handle a wide array […]

    / Jun 15, 2010 at 11:52 AM
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    Blind Item: Which Bank CEO Likes Get Kicked In The Balls?

    Literally, and not like, as a metaphor for the markets repeatedly slamming his nuts in a drawer. From today’s Sex Diary: B, the CEO of a bank, likes for me to kick him repeatedly in the testicles. I threaten him with my two pink dildos, Fat Man and Little Boy. Sometimes I’m disturbed by the […]

    / Feb 8, 2010 at 2:08 PM
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    Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!

    The Dollar Dominatrix turns the big 4-0 today. Apparently there’s going to be a big bash at the MDubs Advisory Group later today set to include—spoiler alert– a Vikram-shaped piñata. In the meantime, let’s put our heads together and come up with a gift from DB. What do you get for the Dom who has […]

    / Nov 20, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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    Meredith Whitney: “The Market Makes No Sense To Me”

    Related? Citi: We Literally Have No Idea What Mike Mayo Is Talking About

    / Nov 16, 2009 at 4:54 PM
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    Come And Get It

    Earlier: Introducing The Meredith Whitney Advisory Group Meredith Whitney Discusses Her New Shop: There Will Be Cookies

    / Oct 5, 2009 at 3:35 PM
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    Jim Cramer Now Taking On Dollar Dominatrix, Fantasizing About Her In Pigtails

    Oh, don’t think for a second this mean he’s finished with Nouriel Roubini, he’s just spreading the love/hate around. To recap: last month Cramer said that Roubs was “intoxicated” with his own “prescience and vision.” Roubini responded with “Cramer is a buffoon,” and the alleged court jester, who loves it when you tell him he […]

    / May 21, 2009 at 9:42 AM
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    Deathmatch: Whitney v. Obama

    This is a match we want tickets to. Pitting the Dollar Dominatrix against Obama and the Economic Superfriends promises to be the battle of the decade. In the right corner, “the top talent will drain out like nothing you’ve heard since Perot’s ‘Giant Sucking Sound.’” In the left corner, the $500,000 cap “because taxpayers are […]

    / Feb 4, 2009 at 12:35 PM
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    Live Blogging The Dollar Dominatrix

    Seems timely to hear from the FinFemDom with the Dow down 570 575 585 after the Paulson talk. Only Meredith would call J.P. Morgan “Very, very expensive.” Meredith

    / Dec 1, 2008 at 3:44 PM
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    We’re Having A Special On Recession Release Denial Right Now

    There are clearly two constants in the new epoch of American poli-finance. Daily Obama press conferences and monthly admonitions from financial dominatrix Meredith Whitney. The latest target: the U.S. credit card industry, which, with a crack of the whip and a biting string of verbal abuse (can be ordered a la carte, or with the […]

    / Dec 1, 2008 at 12:33 PM

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