MEREDITH WHITNEY

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    Meredith Whitney’s Husband Stages Dramatic Intepretation Of Her Assault On Citi

    Remember way back in the day, when Meredith Whitney made a name for herself– Dollar Dominatrix– by downgrading the big C, and she got a few “fuck you, bitch” emails from investors and her husband, pro-wrestler-cum-liquid Viagra distributor John Layfield canceled a planned trip to Texas so that he could walk her to and from […]

    / Jul 23, 2008 at 10:25 AM
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    Meredith Whitney Ingratiates Herself To Wachovia Chief

    Dollar Dominatrix Meredith Whitney has probably not made a lot of friends with her sack-rippingly bad reports. Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain, always up for a heel in his ass, is not much of a fan of the Oppenheimer analyst, and Citi CEO Vikram Pandit, who likes everyone, refers her to as “that devil woman” […]

    / Jul 16, 2008 at 4:58 PM
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    Wachovia Demands Retraction From Dollar Dominatrix

    We’re listening to the Meredith Whitney conference call right now, but while we patiently wait for the Q&A during which we’ll ask what everyone else is thinking– have you ever killed person?– here’s something interesting, considering that while DD’s victims usually don’t like it when she violates them in public, typically they roll over and […]

    / Jul 15, 2008 at 11:07 AM
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    Dollar Dominatrix Does Her Thing

    Oppenheimer analyst Meredith Whitney cut her second quarter earnings estimates for Merrill Lynch and Citigroup today, predicting that the firms will lose $4.21 a share and $1.25 a share, respectively, and take writedowns of $5.8 billion and $12.2 billion. Whitney also suggested a reshuffling of management and, taking a cue from fellow analyst Dick Bove, […]

    / Jul 2, 2008 at 12:37 PM
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    Credit Where Credit Is Due: Mayo Was Technically The First To Defecate All Over Citi

    We’re all for unrelenting mockery of the Citi that never sleeps. That much should be obvious. But can we get a ruling on how much longer the story about Dollar Dominatrix Meredith Whitney downgrading the C in October is allowed to be discussed before we move on to more recent anecdotal evidence of the ‘group […]

    / Jun 25, 2008 at 3:05 PM
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    Meredith Whitney Is Not Well

    We suggested last week that Oppenheimer analyst and erstwhile Citi hater Meredith Whitney had grown tired of Panditville. Her last report, in which she concluded, “We wish [Citi’s] management team all the best in their ambitious endeavors, but we fear [it] is past the point of fixing,” seemed to imply that her interest in relentlessly […]

    / May 20, 2008 at 12:00 PM
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    Is Meredith Whitney Finished With Citi?

    We casually mentioned yesterday that perhaps Oppenheimer analyst Meredith Whitney ought cut the stand-up from her Citi reports, but only because we think her bits are much (more unintentionally) funnier when she lets the facts (“We’ve got a horrible slogan,” “We just lost a trillion dollars,” “We’re two quarters away from $10”) speak for themselves. […]

    / May 13, 2008 at 11:15 AM
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    You Big Money Idea Of The Day: Citi

    Listen, we talk a lot of shit about Citi here, and I highly doubt that’s going to stop any time soon. But let’s just all agree that the C’s got a new contrarian indicator and she’s telling us to buy. Big time. And that contrarian indicator is: Meredith Whitney. Crazy? Yes. Implausible? No. Here’s why. […]

    / May 12, 2008 at 1:00 PM
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    Layoffs Watch ’08: Citi

    A “decent amount” of banking associates were apparently laid off at Citi yesterday afternoon. No word on packages, or if Meredith Whitney cackled when she heard the news (according to sources at the ‘group, the firm now calls up the analyst every time headcount is reduced and asks “happy now?” But in a sychophantish, begging […]

    / Apr 10, 2008 at 10:48 AM
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    Buy, Hold, Sell, Subjugate

    Very exciting news for those of you like your analysis spicy, and delivered with whip and chain: your favorite analyst, and mine, has been promoted! Oppenheimer dollar dominatrix Meredith Whitney was made an MD yesterday. This means two things: the freedom to sexually harass subordinates, and to finally tell us what she really thinks of […]

    / Apr 4, 2008 at 10:50 AM
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    Oppenheimer Analyst Will Punish Anyone She Sees Fit

    Speaking of dominatrices, Meredith Whitney has been quite the busy bee: the analyst voted most likely to stick a heel up your ass spread the love-hate usually reserved for Citi yesterday afternoon to Merrill Lynch and UBS. Whitney estimated that the firms will report writedowns of $6 billion and $11.1 billion, respectively, this quarter. In […]

    / Mar 27, 2008 at 11:28 AM

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