Mike Mayo

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    Mike Mayo Already Has His Outfit Planned For Friday’s Big Date With Vikram Pandit

    It’s common knowledge among womenfolk that when one has a big date or otherwise nerves-inducing event to attend, the best way to tame those butterflies is to wear something that makes you feel hot (and/or do some shots beforehand). When you look good you feel good and when you feel good you can focus on […]

    / Sep 27, 2010 at 10:49 AM
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    Mike Mayo: Not Even A Strapping Greek God Could Save Citi At This Point

    Recently, Mike Mayo has gotten into a bit of public with Citigroup. To recap, a few weeks back, the analyst started telling clients and whoever else will listen that the bank is inflating its profits and needs to a write down $50 billion of deferred-tax assets. For the offense, Citi apparently froze Mayo out, denying […]

    / Sep 13, 2010 at 11:59 AM
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    Mike Mayo: Citi Not To Be Trusted

    As mentioned last week, analyst Mike Mayo has been going around telling clients and whoever else will listen that the bank is inflating its profits and needs to a write down $50 billion of deferred-tax assets. For the offense, Citi has, according to Charlie Gasparino, frozen Mayo out. No one-on-ones in Pandit’s office, no phone […]

    / Aug 30, 2010 at 2:34 PM
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    Mike Mayo Doesn’t Think JPMorgan’s That Great

    For the most part, you can’t swing a BD without knocking into someone who would rate Jamie Dimon on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “love that guy” 10 being “I’ve built a shrine to his cock at my desk.” Notice I said “FOR THE MOST PART.” Last week a guy on Facebook […]

    / Jul 14, 2010 at 4:57 PM
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    Citi: We Literally Have No Idea What Mike Mayo Is Talking About

    So Mike Mayo said earlier that Citi “may have to write down about $10 billion in deferred tax assets in the fourth-quarter” and Steve Liesman reports that the House of Vikula had this to say in response: “We have no idea how analysts came to this conclusion.” Here were some earlier drafts of the statement […]

    / Oct 30, 2009 at 3:06 PM
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    JPMorgan May Be Better Than Its Peers But That’s Not Good Enough For Mike Mayo

    Maybe that sort of shit would fly with, I don’t know, Meredith Whitney, but not with this guy. Dimon should count himself lucky it requires too much effort on Mike’s part to unshackle the Mayo Jar, which is kept taped down during the day so as not to scare small children who are at eye-level […]

    / Apr 16, 2009 at 10:56 AM
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    Credit Where Credit Is Due: Mayo Was Technically The First To Defecate All Over Citi

    We’re all for unrelenting mockery of the Citi that never sleeps. That much should be obvious. But can we get a ruling on how much longer the story about Dollar Dominatrix Meredith Whitney downgrading the C in October is allowed to be discussed before we move on to more recent anecdotal evidence of the ‘group […]

    / Jun 25, 2008 at 3:05 PM

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