Morgan Stanley

  • 06 Jun 2014 at 11:18 AM

Layoffs Watch ’14: Morgan Stanley

The House of Jim is said to have spent the week telling a bunch of traders to clear out their desks. Read more »

Not being told what a shitty job management is doing somehow feels off. Read more »

Do you party so hard you wake up looking like a dead person the next day? Has a colleague mentioned your skin tone is very similar to his uncle’s when he was diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver? Do you get weird stares in meetings from people wondering what drain you were pulled out of? Do you look like a 37 year-old who’s had a hard life, even though you’re 22, just graduated, and this investment banking gig is the first job you’ve ever had? Do you get the distinct feeling you’ve gotten your last free pass on showing up to work smelling like cigarettes and the urinal you tripped and face planted into last night? Apparently there’s a lady who can help with all that. Read more »

  • 28 Apr 2014 at 5:37 PM
  • Banks

James Gorman Doesn’t Do It All By Himself

Meet the loyal Morgan Stanley executive behind this feat of Goldman-baiting. Read more »

  • 22 Apr 2014 at 3:57 PM
  • Banks

Breaking: Banks Competing With Each Other

In a revolutionary development, it turns out that each would like the biggest piece of the stock-trading pie possible. Read more »

Like the elderly couple that has money in the bank but nevertheless scrimps and saves every last scrap of food because they lived through the depression, flashbacks to John Thain skipping board meetings to powwow with decorators to select the finest drapes and trashcans money could buy keeps Greg Fleming in check. Read more »

On those exceedingly rare occasions when their hated, ancient rivals at Morgan Stanley got one over on them, Goldman Sachs just made a few (probably insincere) phone calls asking select MSers if they might like to join the anointed, after a short conversation about what they’d been up to lately, of course. Read more »