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You’ve Got Half An Hour To Help Bail Out Lenny Dykstra And Own A Piece Of History

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Legendary Jim Cramer-endorsed investor Lenny Dykstra may have been disappointed when neither Charlie Sheen nor Hollywood producer Jonathan Heap came through to bail him out from jail where he’s awaiting trail on charges of defrauding creditors, stealing cars, possessing coke and exposing himself to a series of maids found on Craigslist. But if his time on Wall Street taught Nails anything, it was always to have a margin of safety, which in this case meant autographing one hundred “Free Nails” t-shirts before he went to jail so that he can now sell them to raise bail money.
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  • 26 Aug 2011 at 9:34 AM

Lenny Dykstra’s Cleaning Staff Didn’t Know Their Gigs Required Giving The Boss Massages, Getting A Glimpse At His Most Valuable Player

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Back in January, Lenny Dykstra was accused of sexually harassing his housekeeper, who claimed that LD forced her to “give him oral sex on Saturdays.” At the time, Dykstra scoffed at the allegations, telling a reporter that he was the victim of extortion and “If she was assaulted on Saturdays, I’m a ballerina dancer on Sundays.” Charges were never filed (prosecutors cited a lack of evidence), which Nails apparently took as a sign that this kind of interaction with your cleaning lady is not in fact frowned upon and continued spending his weekends dancing Swan Lake on Sundays after dropping trou in various maids’ faces on Saturdays. Read more »

  • 06 Aug 2010 at 2:35 PM

Lenny Dykstra Will Protect This House!

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So this just happened: Read more »