NBD

It’s either missing-missing or there but just in hiding as a result of “sloppy internal controls.” Continue reading »

Over the last 10 months or so, the relationship between hedge fund manager Phil Falcone and his investors has not exactly been mutually satisfying. Not that they’ve been keeping a list but, if pressed to get into specifics, Harbinger Capital clients might cite a few reasons why they’ve been less than thrilled with Falcone of late such as: 1) The lackluster returns in Harbinger Capital’s flagship, which have in no way mimicked the highs of 2007. 2) That time he told reporters his investors are idiots. 3) The fact that he’s come to adopt a loose definition of the term ‘hedge,’ and put a whole lot of their money in a wireless venture that the universe seems hell bent on making sure never even has the chance to cause GPS interference. 4) The note those who requested their money back received in July, informing them that rather than getting cash, they’d be the lucky recipients of illiquid LightSquared equity. And then there would be the incident about which they really get pissy, and where things started to go down hill: 5) The time Phil choose to “loan” himself $113 million from a gated fund in order to pay personal taxes. Today, however, brings word that should do a lot to smooth ruffled feathers. On points 1-4, not much to say there. No one changes in a day. But! On point 5? Big progress. Huge. Continue reading »

Off by $2 trillion? NBD. Continue reading »

Everybody be cool. Continue reading »

After opening at $18 yesterday, [Sino-Forest] just touched $2.45, generating a loss of over $500 million for John Paulson, who in addition is rumored to be very heavily long the company’s bonds. [ZH, earlier]

Apparently Goldman Sachs is cooperating and as Brad Hintz said yesterday, shouldn’t be worried about a thing.

According to the Treasury Secretary, “There will be another storm…but it’s not going to come for a while.” In fact, in order to calm any fears you might have, TG has come up with a whole bunch of stuff that will happen before the next then including but not limited to: 1) the Geithners will finally sell their house 2) the Treasury will unwind its positions in GM and AIG at a profit 3) Tim will emerge victorious from his rematch with those Chinese school children. [TDB]