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    Tiger Woods May Have To Start Cutting Back On Club Sandwiches

    As Tiger’s revenues have declined, his expenses have only climbed. To begin with, there’s the reported $100 million divorce settlement. And last August, Woods took out a $54.5 million mortgage on his home in Jupiter Island, Florida. According to the public document, Woods is required to pay off the mortgage in full by January of […]

    / Jul 15, 2011 at 10:29 AM
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    Bonus Watch ’10: Let Elin Woods Bump Your Package Up A Few Notches

    As you know, it’s never too early to start thinking about bonus season. Those of you who took our bonus negotiation tips to heart and have been practicing them faithfully in the men’s room bathroom with your wing-man have nothing to worry about. Others should be soiling yourselves in fear. But take heart. Even if […]

    / Aug 23, 2010 at 3:34 PM
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    America Hates Three Things

    Man-whore prima-donnas who refuse to eat turkey unless its on a club sandwich, carriers who get in the way of them and their new iPhones, and minions of God, who can’t help the fact that they kick ass at making it rain ka-ching! on your face. These dislikes translated to Nike (which stood by Tiger […]

    / Jul 1, 2010 at 2:20 PM
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    Goldman Sachs Loses Opportunity To Take Over Site Of Tiger Woods’ Apology For Turkey Club Tryst

    Goldman Sachs Mortgage Co., the lender to the owners of Florida’s Sawgrass Marriott Resort, failed to win bankruptcy court permission to take over and sell the company’s assets. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Paul M. Glenn in Jacksonville, Florida, today denied Goldman’s request to lift the automatic stay, a part of the bankruptcy code that shields a […]

    / Jun 21, 2010 at 5:10 PM
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    Let’s Have A Serious Discussion (About Tiger’s Texts)

    There’s nothing going on today but even if that weren’t the case, I’d still be asking you to gather ’round so we can have some Real Talk about Tiger’s supposedly scandalous texts to one of his 845 pieces on the side. Joslyn James (pictured) has released a bunch of messages Woods sent to her last […]

    / Mar 18, 2010 at 3:00 PM

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