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    CNBC Is Nobody’s Sloppy Seconds!

    *DJ CNBC Tells Wall Street Execs To Go Back To Their Ready Made Whores At FBN, Bloomberg TV

    *DJ CNBC ‘If You Go On Bloomberg We’ll Fucking Cut You’

    *DJ CNBC ‘Brian Moynihan Knows What He Did’

    *DJ CNBC ‘Will Tell Everyone That Walks In This Building That in 2R, Cohn, You’re Nothing But A Whore’

    *DJ CNBC Suggests It Won’t Hesitate To Throw A Drink In The Face Of Anyone Seen Running Around Town With Another Network

    *DJ No, CNBC Doesn’t Think It’s Overreacting

    *DJ CNBC Will Show You Crazy

    / Feb 15, 2013 at 2:02 PM
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    Laughed THROUGH THE TEARS, That Is

    On Thursday night Stephen Schwarzman delivered the keynote speech at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, an annual Catholic charity fund-raiser named in honor of the former governor of New York. By tradition, the keynote speaker of the 66-year-old event is supposed to deliver a mostly humorous speech, and Mr. Schwarzman’s roughly 15-minute peroration […]

    / Oct 21, 2011 at 10:45 AM
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    CNBC Anchor Should Consider Sleeping With One Eye Open

    Earlier this morning, Squawk on the Street had a little interview with Blackstone chief Stephen Schwarzman, live from Waldorf Astoria, where the Yale CEO Summit is taking place. The chat was conducted by Tyler Mathisen, with his colleagues patched in from the mothership in Englewood Cliffs. Everyone was very excited to have Steve-o on and […]

    / Dec 16, 2010 at 5:11 PM
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    Some Investors Having Difficulty Forming An Opinion On Carlyle’s Foray Into Hedge Funds

    I’m kidding, of course. As you may have heard, Carlyle is considering buying a stake in a hedge fund manager and is in talks with multiple firms, in addition to looking to raise “two new debt funds and a $1 billion pool to buy small companies.” The units would be overseen by Mitch Petrick, who […]

    / Sep 21, 2010 at 5:39 PM
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    Former (Paulson&Co) Employees: What Are They Good For? (UPDATE)

    If you’re Paolo Pellegrini,* tipping off the SEC to your former employer’s role in today’s Goldman case, according to CNBC’s Steve Liesman. Earlier: Who needs John Paulson? Not Paolo Pellegrini. *Whose attitude resulted in being more encouraged to leave the hedge fund (as opposed to leaving on his own terms) than has been suggested in […]

    / Apr 16, 2010 at 11:30 AM
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    The SEC Doesn’t Give A Rat’s Ass If You Or Your Tabby Cat Don’t Want To Take The Subway

    I don’t think I have to tell you that the SEC has been stepping up its game like crazy these last few months. They had a stern talking to with one of their employees about cutting back on his tranny porn surfing time on the job, they busted that “psychic” money manager , and now […]

    / Apr 8, 2010 at 4:49 PM

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