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    How Did A Bunch Of Drunk British Traders Locked In An Elevator Deal With Their Liquidity Issues?

    The London Evening Standard reports that 7 British traders (among them, BGC Partners’ head of FX options in London and a Citibank EM options guy) found themselves locked in a lift this week, following an evening of “eating sushi and drinking” with clients. Despite “shouting for help” and “pressing the emergency button,” the group was […]

    / Mar 2, 2011 at 11:03 AM
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    Is Louis Bacon Attempting To Irritate And/Or Kill Bahamas Neighbors Via Annoying Soundwaves?

    If you were going to (ALLEGEDLY!) try to murder someone, how would you do it? For those who’ve been searching in vain for a way that might not immediately reveal itself to the authorities, a pioneering hedge fund manager’s got a tip for you. Police have allegedly confiscated four pieces of dangerous sound equipment from […]

    / Jul 29, 2010 at 11:41 AM
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    Ex-Mrs. SAC Drops Suit Against Stevie (UPDATED)

    DealBook reports that Patricia Cohen, the ex-wife of Steve, has dropped her lawsuit against the big guy, after filing it less than a month ago. SAC spokesman Jonathan Gasthalter said in a statement: “As we have said from the outset, these decades old allegations by Mr. Cohen’s former spouse were patently false and entirely without […]

    / Jan 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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    Jeffrey Gundlach NOT Set Up By TCW, Big Fan Of “Dr. Fellatio” Series

    Last week we wondered aloud whether or not former TCW CIO Jeffery Gundlach had been set up by his employer to look like a sex-crazed maniac. To recap, Gundlach is being sued by TCW for, among other things, conspiracy, unfair competition and theft of proprietary (Gundlach started his own firm last month, DoubleLine LLC). The […]

    / Jan 11, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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    Dick Fuld: Lehman Didn’t Want (Or Even *Need*) A Government Bailout

    Also, does anyone have any money they’d like to free up for the Gorilla? ‘Cause that’s something he would like to get a piece of, over at the new shop. Fuld is trying to raise funds from private equity and other investors that would provide aid to small businesses seen as “growth companies.” The aid […]

    / Dec 9, 2009 at 10:17 AM

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