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He actually already did it but, you know, for future reference. Obviously your report should detail immediate-term physical effects.
Update: Some added color: “He wasn’t allowed to puke for an hour starting 2.5 hours ago. Still has it down, but went home, apparently not feeling too well.”

Italian and US secret services are now claiming the mob is behind the whole thing, which we like a whole lot. Stand by for comment from by you know who shortly. The FT reports:

Whether the men are really Japanese, as their passports declare, is unclear but Italian and US secret services working together soon concluded that the bills and accompanying bank documents were most probably counterfeit, the latest handiwork of the Italian Mafia.
Few details have been revealed beyond a June 4 statement by the Italian finance police announcing the seizure of 249 US Treasury bills, each of $500m, and 10 “Kennedy” bonds, used as inter-government payments, of $1bn each. The men were apparently tailed by the Italian authorities.

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