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    Patricia Cohen: Pioneer. Innovator. Inspiration.

    RICO claims against your rich ex are so hot right now.

    / Feb 17, 2015 at 12:40 PM
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    Area Man Underestimates Just How Much Steve Cohen Hates His Ex-Wife

    As those of you who keep up with the Life And Times of Steven A. Cohen know, there are few things on this earth that the hedge fund manager despises more than his first bride, Patricia Cohen. So despite the fact that she has been suing him nearly five years; is, in the words of […]

    / Nov 24, 2014 at 4:27 PM
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    Government May Hear About The Time Steve Cohen Tore Out The ’39’ Tag In His Dress Pants, Had A ’31’ Sewn In

    Also about how he had “no idea” who might’ve been responsible for sideswiping Tim in accounting’s driver side mirror, despite the fact that he was seen peeling out of the parking lot at the time of the incident. This upcoming bout truthiness brought to you by Cohen’s ex-bride, Patricia C.

    / Nov 17, 2014 at 4:43 PM
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    Steve Cohen Getting Ready To Celebrate 5th Anniversary Of Being Sued By Ex-Wife

    This December will mark five years since Patricia Cohen, Steve’s first wife, came back into his life with the fury of a thousand Preet Bhararas. To celebrate, he’s going to smother her with a pillow. Just kidding, that’s for year six. For five, he’s going with this:

    / Oct 23, 2014 at 10:45 AM
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    Patricia Cohen’s First Lawyer Thinks Fifth Lawyer’s Got A Real Shot

    Patricia Cohen, previously known as one half of Mr. and Mrs. Steven A. Cohen, has new representation in her quest to nail her ex-husband to the wall. And while some might assume that the fact that she’s on her fifth attorney as meaning this case is dead in the water, others like the ex-Mrs. SAC’s […]

    / Jun 2, 2014 at 5:17 PM
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    Steve Cohen’s Ex-Wife Isn’t Going Anywhere

    A judge may have thrown out her RICO claims, but she’s still got breach of fiduciary duty, and if she has to go through 20 more lawyers to make her case, so help that’s what she’s gonna do.

    / Jan 27, 2014 at 4:22 PM
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    Steve Cohen Not The Only One Sick Of His Ex-Wife

    Those of you who’ve kept a detailed spreadsheet of Things That Are Pains In Steve Cohen’s Ass know that a particularly hide-chapping outstanding item is that of his ex-wife, Patricia. Her existence in general, sure, but specifically the lawsuit she filed against him nearly four years ago. Over the years, the case has been dismissed […]

    / Sep 23, 2013 at 2:01 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Has New Representation

    Following yesterday’s resignation of PC’s most recent lawyer, Howard Foster, in her case against Steve Cohen, who she claims hid millions from her during their divorce 20+ years ago, the ex-wife that could has hired herself a third attorney.

    / May 14, 2013 at 6:02 PM
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    Are You Licensed To Practice Law In The State Of New York?

    Do you want to take on a man who would rather shave off his eyebrows than pay his ex-wife a dime? Do you relish the opportunity to oppose an army of highly-paid corporate lawyers with tens of thousands times the resources at their disposal? Are you not spooked by the prospect of serving as the […]

    / May 13, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Certain She Can Find The Right Lawyer To Stick It To Her Ex-Husband This Time

    The ex-wife of hedge fund honcho Steve Cohen is turning up the heat in her bitter legal battle with her former husband. Patricia Cohen is talking with trial lawyers about taking on her case after a New York appeals court revived her lawsuit accusing her ex of cheating her out of millions during their divorce […]

    / Apr 23, 2013 at 12:55 PM
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    Steve Cohen Needs To Go Stress Shopping, STAT

    In objective terms, worse things have happened to Steve Cohen than the news he received today. The charges against Mathew Martoma re: allegedly masterminding the largest insider trading scheme ever during his time at SAC. Friday’s arrest of high-ranking employee Michael Steinberg. The $614 million he needs to personally pony up to settle with the Securities and Exchange Commission (which he may not even be allowed to do without an admission of guilt). The slanderous claim his house clocks in at a mere 14,000 square feet. The circling of federal investigators who want him bad. And yet presumably none of that compares to today’s hit, which must have him in a fury that only the purchase of the Mona Lisa can assuage.

    / Apr 3, 2013 at 12:56 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Has Been Suing Her Ex-Husband For Over 20 Years, Has No Plans To Throw In The Towel Now

    Steven Cohen, the billionaire founder of SAC Capital Advisors LP, hid $5.5 million from his ex-wife during their 1990 divorce, her lawyer argued before a federal appeals panel in seeking to reverse the dismissal of her lawsuit. Howard Foster, a Chicago-based lawyer for Patricia Cohen, said Steven Cohen didn’t include the money, which Foster said […]

    / Feb 22, 2012 at 12:58 PM
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    Ex-Mrs. SAC Capital Isn’t Finished Here

    The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit will hear oral arguments at 10 a.m. Tuesday in a lawsuit filed by the ex-wife of SAC Capital Advisors founder Steven A. Cohen. Patricia Cohen alleges he hid assets during their divorce proceedings. A lower court dismissed the case in March 2011. [WSJ]

    / Feb 21, 2012 at 11:57 AM
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    Cohen: Fairfax Financial Still Suing Short Sellers, Still Up to Shennanigans

    Steve Cohen has said numerous times that Fairfax Financial is up to some unsavory stuff in its neverending lawsuit against every hedge fund shorting the Canadian insurer’s stock in 2009. You might think that convincing his ex-wife to sue him for control of SAC Capital was bad enough, but an even shadier stunt: Fairfax supposedly […]

    / Jul 21, 2011 at 5:48 PM
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    Judge Denies Patricia Cohen’s Request For The Amount Of Cash Steve Has In His Wallet Right Now

    Not too long ago, Patricia Cohen, the ex-wife of Steve, had a dream. It wasn’t just that she wanted to successfully sue her former husband, who she’d accused of insider trading, hiding marital assets, and so on and so forth and it wasn’t just about money. “No,” Patty said to herself, “dream bigger.” And so […]

    / Mar 30, 2011 at 5:00 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Now Offering To Settle For Less Than The Amount Steve Has In His Wall RIGHT NOW

    Not too long ago, Patricia Cohen, the ex-wife of Steve, had a dream. It wasn’t just that she wanted to successfully sue her former husband, who she’d accused of insider trading, hiding marital assets, and so on and so forth and it wasn’t just about money. “No,” Patty said to herself, “dream bigger.” And so […]

    / Jul 29, 2010 at 3:19 PM
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    Bonus Watch ’10: What Kind Of Take Home Can You Expect For Turning In Your Ex-Husband For Insider Trading

    A couple months back we offered some advice to those considering taking up the insider trading game. It was that you strongly consider a) NOT discussing your activities with your spouse or b) vow now, no matter how bad it gets, to stay married to this guy or girl, ’cause if you don’t he/she will […]

    / Jul 23, 2010 at 4:46 PM
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    Patricia Cohen Suffers Setback In Quest To Take Over SAC Capital

    A few months back Patricia Cohen, ex-wife of Steve, dropped the lawyer who initially helped her file a suit against the SAC founder, claiming he hid marital assets, had engaged in insider trading, and yada yada yada. Then in April, she filed a newer, even bolder suit. Previously, Patricia had requested around $300 million from […]

    / Jun 7, 2010 at 12:01 PM
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    A Word Of Advice To Those Considering Taking Up Insider Trading, Courtesy Of Pequot

    So you’re contemplating being on the giving or receiving end of some hot tips are you? Before you do so, may we make a suggestion? Obviously we’re not going to tell you to stop and think about the fact that it’s still currently frowned upon to trade on material non-public information. You’ve made your decision […]

    / May 28, 2010 at 11:00 AM
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    How To Stay On Steve Cohen’s Good Side (Rule Number One: Don’t Be His Ex-Wife)

    New York mag has a story today on the hedge fund ex-lover’s spat du jour: that of Steve Cohen and his former wife, Patricia, who last December sued Steve, accusing him of hiding “significant” marital assets from her when they were getting divorced (twenty years ago), insider trading and so on and so forth. The […]

    / Mar 29, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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    Ex-Mrs. SAC Drops Suit Against Stevie (UPDATED)

    DealBook reports that Patricia Cohen, the ex-wife of Steve, has dropped her lawsuit against the big guy, after filing it less than a month ago. SAC spokesman Jonathan Gasthalter said in a statement: “As we have said from the outset, these decades old allegations by Mr. Cohen’s former spouse were patently false and entirely without […]

    / Jan 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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    Steve Cohen And Lawyers Take Issue With Ex-Mrs. SAC’s Suit

    At the heart of their claim seems to be the belief that Steve’s ex-wife, Patricia, is crazy, and by extension, so is her ex-lawyer, for filing her suit, which essentially accuses the big guy of being a mobster. Lawyers for Steven A. Cohen, the founder of SAC Capital Advisors LP sued by his ex-wife last […]

    / Jan 11, 2010 at 12:26 PM
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    Paul Batista Claims Patricia Cohen Left In The Middle Of The Night And Didn’t Even Have The Bedside Manner To Say Good-Bye

    On Monday it was announced that Steve Cohen’s ex-wife, Patricia Cohen, had switched attorneys, from Paul Batista, a prominent RICO specialist, to Gaytri Kachroo, who is not a litigator. Supposedly the ex-Mrs. SAC did so because she felt her case “wasn’t getting the attention it deserved.” Apparently this came as a surprise to Batista, who, […]

    / Jan 6, 2010 at 8:10 AM
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    Ex-Mrs. SAC Fires Attorney, Hires Unqualified New One

    I’m totally kidding? Just busting your hump? Who am I to know? But getting serious for two, Patricia Cohen has indeed fired her lawyer, Paul Batista, a prominent RICO attorney, and hired Gaytri Kachroo, who is not a litigator. Apparently Pat didn’t think her case was getting “the attention it required,” presumably as it related […]

    / Jan 4, 2010 at 11:35 AM
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    Further Musings On The Ex-Mrs. SAC Story

    Talking Biz News is reporting that Reuters supposedly held the SAC Ex-Wife article by the excellent Matt Goldstein after top Thomson Reuters executives allegedly received pressure from the mothership to kill the story. In related news, there may be another reason why several news outlets, who, we have it on good authority, had the story […]

    / Dec 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM
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    SAC Capital, Steve Cohen (And His Brother) Sued By Ex-Mrs. C

    Patricia Cohen, the former wife of Steven Cohen, has filed a RICO suit against Steve, his brother Donald, and SAC Capital (et al*) in Southern District court of New York. Patricia is alleging that Steve conspired with others to conceal “significant” marital assets of which she was due after their ten year marriage. She claims […]

    / Dec 16, 2009 at 4:15 PM

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