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  • 05 Nov 2012 at 11:55 AM

Woman Who Insider Traded On (Two-Timing) Boyfriend’s Behalf Did So In The Hopes Of Taking Relationship To The Next Level

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In the summer of 2009, Jessica Mang, far left, met an investment banker named Thomas Ammann at a nightclub in London. Both liked what they saw and started seeing each other “at least once a week,” on days he wasn’t with his other girlfriend, Christina Weckwerth. Things were going well, but by November, Mang wanted more. So when Ammann said he was going to take her on a romantic getaway to Seychelles, and all she had to do first was use her own money to trade on material non-public information he’d obtained from his job at Mizuho International about Canon’s purchase of OCE NV and then give him half the profits, she jumped at the chance. Not only did he want to go away with her (huge!) but he was entrusting her with such an important project (huger!); Mang had read all the dating books and knew that if a guy asked you to violate securities laws, it meant things were getting serious. Read more »

  • 10 Sep 2010 at 4:59 PM

Money. Sex. Power. Betrayal. The Name Of Eliot Spitzer’s Penis. YOU DON’T KNOW THE REAL STORY.

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Here are a list of things we know about the “rise and fall of Eliot Spitzer”:

* Attorney General

* Went after a lot of people on Wall Street

* Governor

* Fucked a prostitute named Ashley for $2,000 an hour

* Used the name of a campaign contributor when paying-to-lay

* Used the Mayflower Hotel in DC for many a romp

* Known in the hooker community for wearing black socks during sex

* Big fan o’ the raw dog

* Has made an enemy out of former madame-cum-gubernatorial candidate Kristin Davis

Seems pretty comprehensive but apparently…. Read more »

  • 24 May 2010 at 1:16 PM

Obama Makes Fun Of Larry Summers For His Sleeping, Sweating Problems

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First off, was this public knowledge Big Lar has a sweating problem? The narcolepsy, obviously, is right before our very eyes but I don’t think we’ve ever gotten into Summers’ other issues. But…good to know? From Jonathan Alter’s new book, The Promise: Read more »