Peter Orszag

As you may or may not have noticed, things have really been looking up at Citi. The bank beat Goldman at something, it got the government’s ball-gag removed from its mouth and today comes the news it was able to land a big hire in academic rainmaker, Peter Orszag, whose job description is “youngest member of Citi’s Senior Strategic Advisory group, a counsel of Wall Street wise men that its bankers can call on to parachute in with advice on complex deals.” And that’s not all. Continue reading »

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HP and the wife, during his first year at HBS, from his new memoir. On the next page is a photo of him and “one of several raccoons” raised by the Paulson family which I won’t include, lest any of you sickos get too overheated.
The Washington Post has a story today on “OMB chief and sex symbol” Peter Orszag, who’s apparently “the geeky guy with the hidden fire you want to unleash.” Obviously whether or not the vast majority of the population wants to get third degree burns from Pedro is debatable but here’s something that’s not: how hot bird fetishist Hank Paulson used to be! We first noticed HP’s do-ability back when he released some prints from his swimsuit calendar but it bears repeating over and over and over again. Those are some lucky falcons.

peterorszagandhisladies.JPGWe’re a little bit late to this, because for the most part we don’t care about the love-lives of White House budget directors but whatevs: according the Post Peter Orszag has a “secret” love child, “secret” only because no one at the paper knew about the baby, and presumably not because he has the kid and the mother hiding out in some seedy part of town where no one can find them. Besides being pissed that they weren’t invited to the birth, the moral crusaders are also upset because there’s a possibility Pedro knocked up the mother, Claire Milonas, last spring, and then left her to shack up with ABC’s Bianna Golodryga, who he was engaged to six weeks after the baby was born.

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