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Investment Manager Sues Playboy Modeling Ex-Girlfriend For Writing Herself Blank Check, Tuition Fees
By Bess Levin
Until 2007, investment manager Andrew Oberwager and his girlfriend Karolina Stefansi were a happy, highly educated couple in love. Oberwager was a PM at Columbus Circle Partners, who had earned the right to not only put the letters C, F, and A after his signature, but M and D as well, having graduated from Harvard Med school before getting into investing. Stefanski, left, was a former Playboy model from Germany, who had earned her journalism degree from Suffolk University (the $33,000 tuition for which Obes covered). Thing were good. Then MDCFA maybe supposedly started an affair with a chick from Texas he met online, a relationship Stefanski was not cool with even though it probably meant nothing to Oberwags (i.e. he didn’t put her through vet school) and she took it to mean that upon breaking up, she was entitled to write herself a check from his account for $80,000.
Stefanski…contends the blank check was for her personal use. She wrote it out for $80,000 when she decided to return to Germany….Attorney Kurosh Marjani is arguing, however, that Stefanski had no authority to write out a blank check for $80,000. The blank check was meant to pay for household expenses, Oberwager testified Tuesday
Also? He wants the $33,00 back, too. Plus interest. Continue reading »
Playboy Bunnies Must Pass Math Tests To Win Jobs, Says Former Morgan Stanley Derivatives Saleswoman Looking To Hire Them
By Bess Levin
Remember Judy Joo? She’s the woman who interned at Goldman Sachs and then spent four years in fixed income research and derivative sales at Morgan Stanley before saying good-bye to John Mack and becoming a chef. She studied at the French Culinary Institute and then worked as a pastry chef at Restaurant Gordon Ramsay and now she’s getting her very own kitchen, heading the restaurant at the new London Playboy Club. Joo’s very excited, of course, and hopes everyone working in London and visiting for business will pop over to eat some food served by some bunnies, who will “have the honor of wearing the iconic uniform of their predecessors — silk bodice, bow tie, wrist cuffs and of course bunny ears and fluffy tail.” Knowing how her former colleagues can be real insufferable pricks when it comes to members of the waitstaff, however, getting bent out of shape if the people serving them food are simply hot but not super smart, Joo has preemptively allayed any fears about the intelligence level of her girls.
“The whole thing about being a Playboy bunny is not just about being a pretty face with a rocking body: It’s about having a personality,” she said. “These bunnies are going through many different types of tests, even math, to get a position, so they’re looking for a well-rounded individual who is smart.
Bunnies are also encouraged to sit for the Level 3 CFA exam, says a club representative. Continue reading »
As previously mentioned, Ashley Dupré has a spread (and the cover) in the latest issue of Playboy. The Village Voice‘s Foster Kamer obtained some shots from the mag, and we’ve placed a couple after the jump. Why? Not for gratuitous nudity of course but because one of the questions constantly raised when we speak of the noted hooker fucker’s time with AD is “$2,000?” Really? According to the lady of the hour, she’s worth every penny, being “very good” at fornicating. Unfortunately, to date, no one’s stepped up to the plate to verify that claim. Leaving us no other choice than to evaluate whether or not she’s worth 2 g’s a pop than on the basis of a) her rack and b) willingness to stick stuff (for instance, a whip) in her mouth. (And though it should go without saying but since some of you are special: NSFW. Unless you work at, like a bondage wholesaler, or a boob factory, in which case, proceed.) Continue reading »
Or so she claims in the upcoming issue of Playboy (“I love sex and I’m very good at it, but I’m saving that. That’s for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous”). If only someone could verify that claim! Also, the writer on the story says Dupré looks like “a toffee treat waiting to be unwrapped and savored,” so…yeah.
Ashley Dupré, Unwrapped [NYM]
Yesterday we debated the relative merits of Playboy‘s recent stimulus package, a featured called the “Women of Wall Street,” and whether or not it was an effective boon to your market. Today, for comparison’s sake, we’re hopping in the Delorean and gunning it to August 1989, to study the spank rag’s original WoWS spread. If anyone has any information on where these ladies are today– perhaps you know them as “boss” or “mom”– please get in touch.
Update: It’s been brought to my attention that despite noting what’s after the jump is from a little-known adult publication called Playboy, I should’ve explicitly stated it’s not safe for work. So, yeah– NSFW! (Though we have covered the most intimate parts with a familiar face, and it’s a beautiful Friday, why not live a little?).
Remember a million years ago (real time: back in October), when Playboy put the call out for “Women of Wall Street” to help tackle the financial crisis by taking their clothes off? The feature was supposed to run in the February issue, but that came and went with nary a peep of financial services T&A. We assumed it was ’cause no one in the field was willing to get naked, despite the fact that it was for the good of the economy. Apparently, not so much! The spank rag’s May issue features the promised Wall Street spread. I’d say what follows is probably NSFW,* unless you happen to work at SAC, in which case consider this a guide to career advancement. Later today we’ll post the vintage (August 1989) WoWS feature, for comparison’s sake.
*Though we did cover the most intimate areas with a familiar face.
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