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A report a couple months back suggested as much but, then, how to explain this? Read more »

In December 2009, bond guru and self-described “genius” Jeffrey Gundlach quit TCW to start his own firm, DoubleLine LLC. When he left, his former employer alleges, he took with him TCW staff, client information, and technology, which form the basis of their suit against JG (who prefers to be called “The Pope”) that is set to go to trial July 25. What Gundlach did not take with him and instead left in his office for TCW to find was a cornucopia of drugs, paraphernalia, toys and porn that gave the impression he was operating a online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. The stash included: Read more »

  • 12 Jul 2011 at 11:52 AM

Job Search Pro Tip: Porn Sites Need CFOs Too

Layoff season has begun and it’s no secret that there’s more coming. And with the shrinking of the financial industry generally, some of you are probably going to have to think about transitioning to a new industry. One where you can use your above-average interpersonal skills, process management expertise, knowledge of cash flow modeling, and I don’t know, I’m going to say maybe your familiarity with what goes on in the back room at New York Dolls.

Fortunately JobSerf.com has a solution: hire a team of workers in Visakhapatnam, India, to send your resume to porn businesses looking to beef up their executive management teams.
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Will you be traveling by air this holiday? Have you been complaining about the Transportation Safety Administration new procedure, wherein you’re asked to (digitally) bare all or have you crotch grabbed? One Bloomberg columnist has a suggestion for coping with the indignity. I’m paraphrasing, but, essentially: shut the fuck up. You’re a sex addict anyway, so just roll over and take it. Read more »

Earlier today on CNBC, Home Depot co-founder Bernie Marcus pitched a new TV series. “Take Timothy Geithner and put him in a new reality show,” Marcus told Squawk Box. “It’s called ‘Timothy Geithner Does Small Business’, something like ‘Debbie Does Dallas’, and it ends up the same way,” he said. ”Basically, what they [the government] is doing to small business is very similar in this case [to what ‘Debbie’ did to Dallas.]” Read more »

  • 14 Jun 2010 at 3:05 PM

Jeffery Gundlach Addresses The Issues


Such as, how do you pronounce his last name? You might’ve assumed it was “Gund-lack” but it’s actually “Goond-lack.” Trying using it in a sentence. (If you want, take this one: “Good-lack, it’s really uncool that you haven’t returned my copy of Ass Traffic, Volume 9. Oh, what, now that you’ve got your own firm you don’t have to play by the rules?”) As for the other issues, Goond-lack completely avoids the question, which, if you want to talk about uncool, really tops. You’d think someone who previously claimed to in no way be ashamed but instead proud– as he well should be– of the library of porn in his office and the finest collection of dildos in the world wouldn’t have a problem talking Dr. Fellatio but apparently you’d think wrong.

  • 04 Jun 2010 at 10:37 AM

The SEC Gives Staffers Another Way to Access Online Porn

Finally! After six grueling months of negotiations with the union representing Securities and Exchange Commission’s employees, the agency plans to issue 294 BlackBerry’s to certain staffers by the end of July. We’re not sure whether the new devices will be the old-school Berry’s with the side-scroll wheel or the newfangled 3G models with web browsing, but you can be sure SEC favorites like www.ladyboyx.com will be blocked. Read more »