press releases

Here a list of things Prince Alwaleed has no problem being associated with:

Those are all fine. None of those things prompt the prince to make an angry late-night call to his PR person, telling him/her to pull up the company letterhead and fire off a missive to the universe clarifying that this man of exquisite taste would not deign to own what we assume he would describe as the “tacky piece of shit” pictured here: Read more »

James Dondero is the founder and CEO of Highland Capital Management, a Dallas-based hedge fund. In addition to his duties at the firm, a portion of Dondero’s time is currently being spent on two legal matters. One is his divorce from Becky Dondero, who he’s been battling in court for over two years. The second is his lawsuit against former Highland PM Patrick Daugherty, who the firm described as a “megalomaniacal” manager known for engaging in “abusive tirades” that “dehumanized employees.” Perhaps coincidentally, the suit against Daugherty was filed two weeks after he testified on behalf of Becky Dondero, claiming that over drinks, James told him of a plan to “get his net worth down and pay [Becky] as little as possible.” Daughtery also alleged that Dondero asked him to lie on the stand, and to try remember a time when Daughtery regarded Becky as “a whore.”

Anyway, it wouldn’t be too crazy to think that all of this might be slightly distracting to Dondero and occupy at least a small portion of the attention he might otherwise devote to his day job at Highland. Even Jimmy recognizes that it’s a reasonable assumption to make. But, he assures you, it is an incorrect one. Rather, Dondero can expend unlimited energy on both making investors top dollar AND making sure his estranged spouse gets nada while at the same time making his sworn enemy look ridiculous. The reason we know this is that Highland has released a nearly 1,000-word press release saying as much. Read more »

When Mark Hughs founded a multi-level marketing company called Herbalife in 1980, he probably thought it had the power to do a lot of things. Help people lose weight. Makes others rich. Shake up the diet industry. What he mostly likely did not expect, however, was that his li’l company that could would reignite a feud between two billionaires that would devolve into a flurry of press releases quibbling over who was dying to be friends with whom, shouting matches on live TV, and, we predict, someone telling someone else he has a right mind to “Rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You messed with the wrong hedge fund manager!” Read more »