prison

  • 18 Dec 2013 at 5:57 PM

SAC’s Steinberg Is Going To Prison

This probably does not come as any more of a surprise to him than it does to anybody else, given (a) that prosecutors are batting 1.000 on insider-trading cases these days, and (b) that he passed out as soon as he saw the jury walk into the courtroom. Read more »

For one Maine couple, the allure of James Philbrook’s pitch proved too irresistible. In fairness to Philbrook, the money the scam generated in part went to paying off the debts of a buddy’s kid who also struggled with staying on the right side of the law. As for the selection of Electra, one can hardly quibble with a line of thinking that went “I saw this hot young thing on a TV Guide in the mid-1990s.” Read more »

If various sources are to be believed, Raj Rajaratnam is having the time of his life in prison, where he’s “reigning like a king,” “has a very delightful guy doing all sorts of stuff for him — sort of like a ‘manservant’,” enjoys a private en suite, balcony, and adjustable bed, and gets along smashingly with his fellow inmates, who can’t help but notice how downright svelte he’s become. All that’s a good thing, as we’ve just received word he won’t be leaving any time soon. Read more »

  • 24 Jun 2013 at 12:31 PM

Raj Rajaratnam Not Leaving The Big House Anytime Soon

On the one hand, it’d be hard to argue that the former hedge fund manager doesn’t want to get out of the correctional facility he’s been in since December 2011; on the other, let’s not forget that prison is said to agree with him and that he not only is he in “good spirits,” but looks better than ever. Read more »

One of the country’s most notorious financial scandals came to a protracted legal conclusion Friday as ex-Enron Corp. CEO Jeffrey Skilling — already in prison for his role in the once-mighty energy giant’s collapse — was resentenced to 14 years as part of a court-ordered reduction and a separate agreement with prosecutors. Skilling has been in prison since 2006, when he was sentenced to more than 24 years by U.S. District Judge Sim Lake. But an appeals court vacated his prison term in 2009, ruling that a sentencing guideline was improperly applied. That meant a reduction of as much as nine years. However, Skilling’s resentencing was delayed for years as he unsuccessfully sought to overturn his convictions, including appealing to the U.S. Supreme Court…The Justice Department said that in an effort to resolve a case that’s gone on for more than 10 years, it agreed to an additional reduction of about 20 months as part of a deal to stop Skilling from filing any more appeals. [AP]

That’s, right, everyone: while you’re celebrating Father’s Day this Sunday, take some time to raise a glass to the release of Lenny Dykstra from a California prison, a whopping 21 months early! Obviously Lenny–sentenced to three years for “acting as if he was above the law” by “looting valuables from his $18 million mansion north of Los Angeles and secretly selling them after his bankruptcy filing in 2009,” on top of “trying to lease cars using phony business cards and credit information,” as well as dropping trou in front of a cleaning lady– will want to make the most of his newfound freedom, AKA The Summer of Lenny, but he’ll probably be also looking to make some cash. As he’s presumably no longer employable in the traditional sense, this is where you come in. Read more »

  • 17 May 2013 at 4:34 PM

Danielle Chiesi Is Back

For many people, prison is a terrible place that breaks their spirit and turns them into a shell of the person they once were. They grow bitter. They harden. Their looks take a hit. Two people for whom time in a correctional facility actually seems to have served them quite well? The currently incarcerated Raj Rajaratnam, who is said to be in quite “good spirits” and looking fantastic, to boot, and the recently released (early for good behavior) Danielle Chiesi, who looks GOOD and feels GREAT. Read more »