Something you may have picked up about Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi is that he loves to get with prostitutes. Bonus points if they’re underage and no points if they’re unfuckable lard-arses, who are by definition an exception to his rule. Some people have taken issue with Sil’s penchant for sleeping with women 57 years his junior, with several suggesting that Italy’s economic woes can in part be attributed to the premier’s inability to focus on anything but his next fix. According to Vladimir Putin, such accusations are without merit and you want to know something else? Continue reading »
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Vladimir Putin Tells Investment Forum Berlusconi Haters Wish They Could Slay Half The Hookers Bunga Bunga Does In A Weekend
By Bess Levin
As many of you know, though there are tremendous benefits to be gained from taking a public company, there are also serious downsides to consider, like unwanted scrutiny of your business practices. While executives at Dunkin’ Brands were probably pretty pleased with last week’s opening day pop, the IPO has presented some problems for the branch office employees who’ve been using the pastry purveyor as a front for the real goods they’re selling: ass-play and hand jobs via the mouth. Continue reading »
Over the weekend, the Post ran an article claiming that the maid accusing Dominique Strauss-Kahn of sexual assault claiming that the woman was not only paid for sexual services from Sofitel guests but continued to “work as a prostitute in a Brooklyn hotel where she was stashed by prosecutors” after the initial DSK allegations. According to the maid’s lawyer such is not the case and his client will be suing the paper for suggesting otherwise. Continue reading »
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Which Hedge Fund Manager Wants To Be The Good Guy And Take In Galleon’s Out Of Work Hookers?
By Bess LevinWhen Raj Rajaratnam was charged and ultimately convicted of insider trading, most people realized he would not be the only one hurt. His actions affected many more people than himself, including his family and the entire Galleon staff, who was rendered unemployed when the hedge fund was forced to shut down. Those employees now looking for a new source of income and healthcare provider don’t just include traders, analysts and admins, but the prostitutes Raj kept on payroll as well. Continue reading »
Former SAC Capital Portfolio Manager Noah Freeman’s Memory Works Just Fine When It Comes To Recalling Which Key He Sung ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ In a China Karaoke Bar, But Fails Him On Remembering Whether He Also Bought A Hooker For A Tipster Nicknamed “Cha-Ching”
By Bess Levin
He’s “not sure what happened.” Continue reading »
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Marc Faber, he of the Gloom, Boom & Doom report, popped over via satellite this morning for an interview with Bloomberg TV, where they asked him about the job President Obama has done so far. Faber asked if Bloomberg wanted him to be honest. Of course they did. Speak freely, they encouraged. “Well, then I would say he’s done a horrible job and I think that will continue,” Faber answered. “And he’s changed nothing and made things worse.” But didn’t the president come in at a pretty difficult time, when it was tough to make change, Carol Massar wanted to know? After catching his breath from laughing, Faber told the little lady “You are an optimist. Keep on dreaming. We foreigners just laugh about someone like Obama.” Did Faber think Bush was much better? “At least he didn’t prostitute himself.” Let’s change the focus- thoughts on Bernanke? “Maybe he’ll resign after he sees the disaster he’s created. Or [knowing glance] maybe he’ll be disposed.” Oh…okay. Hey, will you be going to Davos? “No- it’s not for thinkers. It’s a group of liars and people who go along with the system and perpetuate fraud and abuse and dubious practices in the financial system.” Continue reading »