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Marc Faber, he of the Gloom, Boom & Doom report, popped over via satellite this morning for an interview with Bloomberg TV, where they asked him about the job President Obama has done so far. Faber asked if Bloomberg wanted him to be honest. Of course they did. Speak freely, they encouraged. “Well, then I would say he’s done a horrible job and I think that will continue,” Faber answered. “And he’s changed nothing and made things worse.” But didn’t the president come in at a pretty difficult time, when it was tough to make change, Carol Massar wanted to know? After catching his breath from laughing, Faber told the little lady “You are an optimist. Keep on dreaming. We foreigners just laugh about someone like Obama.” Did Faber think Bush was much better? “At least he didn’t prostitute himself.” Let’s change the focus- thoughts on Bernanke? “Maybe he’ll resign after he sees the disaster he’s created. Or [knowing glance] maybe he’ll be disposed.” Oh…okay. Hey, will you be going to Davos? “No- it’s not for thinkers. It’s a group of liars and people who go along with the system and perpetuate fraud and abuse and dubious practices in the financial system.” Continue reading »
Brother from another mother Jim Cramer would surely say no but one woman begs to differ. Continue reading »
What To Tell The Judge When You Inevitabley Get In Hot Water For Hiring Prostitutes To Service Your Employees
By Bess LevinAt some time in the future, near or distant, at least a few of you are going to have to explain why you brought in a bunch of prostitutes for your colleagues and/or clients. Given. The circumstances will vary, as will the types of girls hired (Peter likes brunettes, Jim wants someone who will call him Judy, the guys on the commodities desk like to attend rodeos) but it’s likely that you’ll all have to provide a rationale for the impetus behind this particular perk of the job, and why, in the eyes of the law, it should be seen as no big deal. And when that happens, I think you should all consider taking a page from David Brooks’ playa-book. Continue reading »
"You lookin for a good time?"
Naturally it involves sucking dick for coke. I’m kidding! Though an admitted prostie, Kerviel is not that kind of whore. Continue reading »
Who's got two thumbs and isn't paying to hear how your day went?
We haven’t had a conversation at length about it (YET), but it’s been pretty well-confirmed by this point that one of main reasons Eliot Spitzer patronized prosties was the no muss, no fuss aspect. He was very busy, he had “needs” and he wanted to get in and get out. Ashley Dupré was pretty okay with this but the hooker Spitzer banged prior to AD was not. “Angelina” wanted to be wooed motherfucker, and if Spitzer thought he was paying for an easy lay, he was sorely mistaken. Continue reading »
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Hedge Fund May Have Hired Prostitutes But They Were Highly Qualified Prostitutes
By Bess LevinYesterday in court, Jordan Wimmer, the Nomos investor relations girl suing her boss, Mark Lowe, for possibly forcing her to accompany him to a strip club, making dumb blonde jokes at the office, and hiring his girlfriend/hooker to work in the office alongside Jords (which you understand was demeaning because it gave the impression that an IR girl is kinda like a whore) added a couple more complaints. First off, that Lowe treats women like objects (“he thinks he can just buy women like handbags or designer dresses which are meant to be just thrown around and bought on occasion”) and second, that he talked about that sickening love stuff in a place of business.
‘I couldn’t believe he was acting like a teenager in love, telling me wholly inappropriate things… Like how he loved Ling, and whether Ling loved him. I do think it’s inappropriate when your boss is talking about teenage love and lust stories about his girlfriend.’
As for Wimmer’s issues with Lowe bringing working girls to business meetings, the defense doesn’t see how that’s relevant because a) those hookers are his girlfriends and b) they’re key players in the industry.
Elizabeth Melville, representing Mr Lowe, said to Miss Wimmer that one of the women Miss Wimmer was referring to, Natalia Malagina, was also highly qualified, and had worked for two investment banks, and is now studying at Lausanne University for an MBA.
The City girl and the Russian ‘escort’ her hedge fund boss used to take on business trips [DailyMail via BI]
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