The Logical Conclusion Here Is That Mike Mayo Occupies Himself During Lesser Analysts’ Conference Call Questions By Rubbing Baby Oil On His PecsBy Bess Levin
PULL-UPS: Mayo…can do 35 consecutively and 150 in an hour. Used to do as many as 200 push-ups at a time when stress level got high. Changed to pull-ups after push-ups started causing him neck pain. BREAKFAST: 10 egg-white omelette with grilled onions. [Miami Herald via BI]
If You’re On The Phone With Charlie Gasparino And Hear Heavy Breathing, Grunting On The Other End, Don’t Worry, That’s NormalBy Bess Levin
He’s just in between sets. Read more »
Make This The Follow-Up To A Serious Double Down Contest And Then Maybe We’ve Got Ourselves A ChallengeBy Bess Levin
So it being a 3.5 day weekend and all, I’m not sticking around much past 1PM but it’s been asked that I share the following, going down at a hedge fund that shall remain nameless. Will post updates until I have to leave.
10:30: Slow day on the desk…new guy is attempting 500 pushups during market hours. So far he has done 50 with 450 to go. The last ten were kind of tough. He’s not in very good shape. We are starting to take bets on when he breaks. Thinking around the 250-300 range.