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  • 22 Sep 2010 at 5:04 PM

Terrified Soon-To-Be Banker Would Like To Know If It’s Possible To Get Ass While Spending Every Waking Moment At The Office

By Bess Levin

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  • 10 May 2010 at 11:30 AM

London Bankers Celebrate Election Bet With Cristal, 16 Year-Olds?

By Bess Levin

Friday night, a bunch of chippies patted themselves on the back for successfully predicting the outcome of the British elections (and winning an undisclosed sum) by spending £60,117.40 on drinks at London nightclub Merah. They started with the most expensive bottle of champagne (a “Methuselah of vintage Cristal at £36,000″), which, not surprisingly, garnered them some fans. Continue reading »

  • 15 Oct 2009 at 5:03 PM

Delicate Flower Lets Down Wharton Students

By Bess Levin

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From: Simons, Jane
Date: October 15, 2009 1:11:23 PM EDT
Subject: Cancellation: Ronald Perelman, Tarnopol Dean’s Lecture Series
Dear Wharton Community,
We know many of you have been looking forward to today’s Michael L. Tarnopol Dean’s Lecture, featuring Ronald O. Perelman, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of MacAndrews & Forbes Holdings Inc. Unfortunately, due to inclement weather, Mr. Perelman is unable to make it into Philadelphia this afternoon.

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