Jamie and The (Booty) Hunter
Last night at the Robin Hood Foundation’s annual gala, Jimmy Fallon appeared on stage wearing a cowboy hat, and in a Southern accent, sang an original song entitled “Cougar Huntin’.” Apparently it was funny and references to the group of 40+ year old women who seek out younger men to use as their sex toys then became the go-to joke for the rest of the night.
Even JPMorgan Chase & Co. Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon, the gala’s co-chair, went with the flow before speaking to the audience about the need to support Robin Hood. “Jimmy Fallon, I know you’re hunting for a cougar, but I’m going home with one tonight — my wife who’s out there somewhere. So good luck in your hunting,” Dimon said.
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Was it:
A. Hank Paulson (“You think you can do what I do? You can’t do shit!”)
B. His realtor (“Good luck selling this hole without me”)
C. Phil Goldstein (He’ll tell anyone to fuck off)
D. Jamie Dimon (The maestro of tongue lashings; “I could have your job with one phone call.”)
E. Jimmy Cayne (TG screwed him in a game of bridge)
F. The Hooters Girl waiting on his party this morning (The Treasury Secretary was getting a bit too pawsy for her liking).
G. Charlie Gasparino (what he actually said was ‘va fungol!’)
H. The CEO of Turbo Tax (“You lying, denying, tax evading piece of shit. Don’t put your criminal activities on us.”)
I. Vikram Pandit (“Get your filthy hands off me– what does this look like, a tickle booth?”)
J. The elderly woman in the Buick this morning (you can’t cut people off like that and think there won’t be consequences)
K. His wife (“Learn how to make a cup of coffee, bitch”)
L. All of the above.
M. None of the above.
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